T-they're a team?! (discontinued)

Booby trapped forest

(Before you read remember I do not own naruto)

(Authors notes)/thinking/kurama/telepathic connection/

Chapter 3 bitchessss

"You wanna go naru? I'll fu*k you up bro"

*insert overly exaggerated gasp here* "suke how dare u swear in front of my sandwich!"

"Man fuk yo sandwich"sasuke was trying so hard to contain his laughter

"Fuk your tamato soup then"naruto replied smugly

"For Kamis sake why do I have to be stuck with you both for brothers?" Sakura held her head in her hands and shook her head

"Oh shush saku ur the one who made the oath idea"

"I'm regretting it"

"That hurts Saku" naruto said while anime crying

"Wait what were we doing?" Sasuke asked in confusion

"Uhhh we were doing kaka-sensei's test or something?" Sakura shrugged

"Oh yeah we had to grab the bells" Naruto looked up in thought

*deep inhale* kakashi was about ready to scream which was something very uncharacteristic for him ,they just wasted 20 minutes bickering about a sandwich and they refused to acknowledge the fact that 'I' an S ranked shinobi had just told them they had to fight with the intent to kill?! Like bro stop ghosting me that's my thing, god now I know how Guy feels and why aren't they running away!?

"Mkay one sec-" naruto basically inhaled the rest of what seemed to be a...ramen...sandwich? Before he finished his own sentence, sasuke snorted and Sakura stifled a laugh

"Okay ready!"

after hearing a load poof in the distance and saw a small puff of smoke, he got into his ready stance and blurred and came back holding an orange book

"That took long enough" sasuke said and looked at the direction the poof sound had come from,completely ingnoring kakashi's shocked face

Kakashi's eyes quickly darted at the book and then at his pouch which he quickly rummaged through only to find all his kunai were gone and all his belongings had also disappeared, he turned to the group and they all smirked and each pulled out a handful of his things
"W-wha? How tho?"

"Ahhh stalling the greatest weapon of all" sasukes smirk grew and he put his hand on his hip in a sassy manner (ayy they don't call him sassy sasu for nothing)

Kakashi was dumbfounded and was oblivious to the loud roars of laughter a few yards away, the hokage and a few other teams including their sensei's had gathered to watch and the adults were laughing their a$$'s off

"GAI SENSEI WHAT SEEMS TO BE SO FUNNY!?" The spandex wearing ninja asked/yelled

The now named Gai simply let out more chuckles and Asuma answered for him"kakashi is well known for being incredibly stealthy and an ex ANBU captain not only that but he's also kakashi of the sharingan so he can read movements at incredible speeds so it's hilarious that the fact these 3 small genin were able to steal his beloved book.nobody in konoha has been able to steal it" the 3rd hokage butted in "actually these 3 have been able to outrun many ANBU and have pickpocketed a few dozen shinobi so it's not surprising that they were able to pickpocket kakashi" all the teams including their senseis looked at the elderly man, mouths agape, he continued "as you probably heard there entire persona was just a fabricated act to get on the same team and to practice for infiltration missions but before that they would secretly work together to steal stuff and one time 6 ANBU had to chase them for more than 7 hours before they all got caught I was suspicious at first but they convinced me they didn't know each other, from then on it's been traditional for new jounin shinobi to try and catch them,not many have succeeded and many people including myself never knew they were actually working together" sarutobi smiled at the memories

"Kakashi doesn't stand a chance" they all thought in usion

"GET BACK HERE YA LITTLE DEVILS!" Kakashi yelled and started chasing the three

All 3 of them quickly split up and kakashi went for Sakura first thinking she was the weakest (*laughs in pity*)and because she had his wallet and naruto had tossed her his book, he had a hunch he was gonna be missing a few coins. Not long after, his foot touched a branch it started glowing red before exploding and kakashi was thrown into the air, sasuke who was hiding in the trees darted and jumped up so he could aim a kick at his torso this caused kakashi to act fast a turn mid air and soon found his footing in a small clearing were the floor was covered in leaves which was exactly what they all wanted him to do because once his stance changed a seal was set off and several kunai covered in exploding tags were shooting at him and he started running for his fricking life "oh god-NOT THE NINJA WIRE!"

He soon made it to a clearing closer to were the hokage and the other teams sat and was ambushed with more kunai and even more tags, he was dogging them all but it took a heap of effort which the jounin was not used to. He had to watch his step because naruto had booby trapped everything,flash seals were hidden in the grass,trees maybe even thin fricking air he had no idea where they were coming from

He expected normal powered genins but NoOoOoOOoO he just had to have some friken over powered kids, on the contrary he was expecting not expect stuff so it didn't count

The other teams stared in awe at the amazingly precise traps that had been set and how the trio were laughing and seemed to be having the time of their lives. Neji started evaluating the situation "I see so they all stalled kakashi while a shadow clone of naruto booby trapped the forest" the other teams nodded in agreement "but how come sasuke and Sakura are able to tell were the traps are, I don't remember them ever meeting up or talking" ten ten asked "maybe they all had shadows clones?" Kiba offered everyone only looked on in thought
"SHITTTTTT OW OW OW OW OW!!!" Kakashi yelped as yet another barrage of attacks went at him, and a kunai sliced off a bit of his hair and shurikains cut through his clothing making it look like he had been attacked by tora. As it seemed kami was laughing at his miss fortune

RING RING ITS NOON BRUH

The jounin after hearing the timer stopped and flopped on the ground covered in bruises burns and cuts and he could swear he might have a concussion. he got up an wobbled over to the 3 stones and smirked "hah you kids are good but you forgot about the be-" he was cut off by the sound of jiggles and his head snapped to see a giggling naruto and Sakura on either side of a smirking sasuke who held up two bells
" Nani! w-when?!" He shouted

"Sakura dashed for them on the 2nd barrage and put a genjutsu on you!" Sasuke stated proudly

Kakashi face palmed so hard you could see the red marks through his mask, how couldn't he have noticed?! "well, I think you all understood the test quite well so I can proudly say....YOU PASS" he let out a long sigh and quickly started contimplating his decision

As soon as the words left his mouth the trio all pumped their fists in the air and yelled "HELL YEAH!"

Kakashi looked fondly at his team "BBQ tonight!My treat ay?"

The three genin looked up at their sensei, eyes stary and they cheered. they were about to hug the bakashi but decided against it seeing as they only Met him today.they all ran off after agreeing on a good time to meet up

Sakura, sasuke and naruto began walking home happy with their accomplishments before they heard an all mighty yell from behind them "YOU LITTLE SHITS STILL HAVE MY STUFF!" they started running knowing full well it was gonna take the fumming kakashi until dinner to catch them,being the stubborn bastards they were none of them would give up anytime soon. Sarutobi went back to the hokage tower and began brooding knowing piles of papers about all the damage the 4 were gonna cause would be at his desk soon

(It's decided! Sakura shall be paired up with garaa! Because frick you garaa needs affection, this shall have Gay ships as well but since I'm a rebellious stubborn little shit and don't want to be a stereotypical 14 year old SIN writer there will be no spicy yaoi, i'll just put a few hits here and there)