T-they're a team?! (discontinued)

ah yes...the raid

Everyone was speechless but there wasn't much time to revel in their victory, a huge crash & dust & rocks smashed through the arena, unprepared most people in the stands quickly ducked or were injured by the rocks, otto & suna were attacking!

Unknown to otto, suna had retreated and were instead helping escort civilians from the arenas stands, Orochimaru made himself known by shedding the skin "how sssstrange, I wonder what sssssuna isss doing?" he eyed the sand ninja

The leaf was prepared for this attack seeing as the Hokage had taken in account sakura's suggestion that Orochimaru may be disguised as the kazekage, so Sarutobi had warned many ninjas and came up with a small plan for what they could do to counteract the invasion, with the help of Gaara & the sand siblings they had confessed to having stalked their father after he started acting weird and seeing Orochimaru literally 'put on' their father's skin, thanks to this most of the suna ninja had agreed to stop with the invasion and assist the leaf instead

"Naruto the raid has begun!" Sasuke yelled out to his brother "Guys form up on me we need to find Jiji and the others!" they all nodded running over to the blond "sakura go help with the medics, Sasuke protect the civilians and if you can, take out a few otto ninjas!" after naruto gave out his orders they all ran to their respective positions, some ninja did actually try and attack sakura...0oF "CHA!!!!!!" naruto could feel the rumble from the chakra fueled punch even in the air "yup definitely don't piss her off" he mumbled to himself

"Get rekt mother F#42#R" Sasuke yelled while swinging his katana immobilizing more ninja "ah sh*t I killed one"

"Sasuke LANGUAGE!" sakura yelled from behind

"Sorry!" the raven yelped, 'how unmanly' he thought to himself if someone were to ever bring up his manliness he would have to remember this moment

"A seal for you, and a seal for you, would you also like a seal sir" naruto teased as he continuously put freeze seals on the ninja paralyzing them "hehe im so humorous'

"Kit shut the heck up and find the old fart will ya!" Kurama snapped

"Ok ok ok sheesh calm down furball"

"I Will come out of here a beat your ass, don't think i wont"

"Sureeee" naruto came back to his senses and bitch slapped a ninja trying to attack him, he leaped in the hokages direction were he could sense his chakra, as he expected he was fighting with orochipedoman

"Ayo snake dude!"he called out, orochimaru froze for a second and looked over to the whiskered boy "you? Why aren't you fighting with the sssand jinchuruki?" he hissed "you mean Garra? Nah man we're chill with each other, i fixed his seal so like hes a lot better know ya know"

Orchipedo just gave him a "bitch you trying to ruin my plans" face

"Woah!" sarutobi yelled as he was suddenly yanked away by what seemed to be a clone of naruto "not today satan,if you die then danzo becomes the hokage and i'll die before that ever happens...literally" he muttered to himself, sarutobi just let himself be carried off

"Well doesssss the nine tailssss demon want to fight"

"Oi thats Kurama to you, and no because 'I' already won" he put both his hands on his hips triumphantly "what the? What do you mean by you already wo-" he was once again cut off when he became frozen and fell to the ground

"Hehehe a simple freeze seal able to take down such a mighty foe? How shameful" he walked over to the snake and poked his cheek "sucked innnnnnnn"

"I heard the snake sannin was over here is everything alrigh-" Yagura had also sensed the snake & naruto, he had rushed over thinking naruto was in trouble but his eyes were only met with a naruto poking a dead orochimaru, dead or knocked out? Who knows and who cares hes immobilized anyways

"Naruto"

"RDHNCHIPOTLEISBADWHSADBAHMVB"

"..."

"..."

"Ah yagura how can i help you" it took Yagura a few moments to process the demonic sound that just came from the young boy "I-i see you have the situation under control" he looked at the snake and poked it with his staff "you bet your kneecaps i do, look i was able to take him out with a freeze tag" he giggled and pointed at the piece of paper on orchipedos arm"

"How awful for such a powerful being to be taken out by such a simple tag" he smirked, he hauled the snake up onto his shoulder and walked off "come now we should probably find the others, im sure the war is over now' and true to his word their was no fighting just ninja carrying other otto ninja away, they found sakura healing some left over civilians and sasuke slapping a dead otto dude "my brother would be disappointed" he giggled continuing to slap the ninja

"Should we?..."

"Let him have his fun" naruto quickly turned around heading for sakura

"Howsit going?"

Sakura looked up and smiled "not too many injuries, luckily no deaths besides otto and the lord hokage and the chunin/genin are all safe"

Naruto breathed out a sigh of relief "thank god"

"Hold tf up whos that" she pointed at yagura's shoulder

"That my dear would be sir pedophoile the snake"

"How the..."

"Ill tell you when we get home, if i tell you know i'll have to carry you home" she looked at him suspiciously but nodded "and what about sasuke?" naruto sweat dropped "ummm...hes doing stuff..."

"The tone of your voice indicates that hes doing something stupid or just being weird"

"Both are valid"

"Very well"

"Leaf ninja are strange..." Yagura mumbled to himself, if these guys were considered normal then he was in no hurry to stay

"I have been dragged for almost 5 minuets!" everyone turned around to find the old hokage be plopped on the floor by a clone, the clone giggled and poofed away "what a dra-" sarutobi was cut off by a hug, naruto,sasuke & sakura all hugged sarutobi

"Thank kami" they all mumbled, sarutobi just looked at them fondly and hugged back "Jiji!!" konohamaru came running over crying and also joined the hug, sarutobi was surprised as more and more genin came over and joined the hug, "this generation..." he looked around to see the relieved faces of all the ninja and civilians "...surely carry the will of fire" yagura came and bowed "sir i have the sannin" he motioned to his shoulder "of course we'll lock him up right away then after why don't we all have a big festival?" he looked at the kids and they all cheered "HELL YES! WOOHOO!!" he smiled and lifted himself up "come now yagura I'll call jiraya to help" Yagura smiled and nodded "i want to be like this leader, i hope my village will soon flourish" he looked over to naruto and their eyes met, naruto smiled, he then went back to celebrating with his team and the other genin

side story!

"YOU  GOSH DARN KIDS" team7 flinched recognizing  whos voice was yelling

"kaka sensei..."

"do you know how worried I was! don't just win a match and then run off to fight some evil snake!not only that but I saw Sasuke smacking a dead body!"

Sasuke blushed "hehe I got carried away"

"sakura just how much chakra did you use healing all those people!"

Sakura suddenly felt a bit faint "alot.."

"and naruto how on earth did you take down Orochimaru of all people!?"

"uh, it was a freeze tag?"

"EBAKSHFVEYDJZHFG" Kakashi held his head in his hands

"we broke him again" Sasuke sighed

naruto giggled lightly "Why are we like this?"

"who knows"sakura shrugged in response