T-they're a team?! (discontinued)

B I T C H I M B A C K

(ill warn ya'll in advance but this chapter is gonna go many places and your last brain cells will be fried, if they weren't already, Lmao I'm lazy baiii)

Shippuden has begun

Rocks and dust scattered around the air turning and twisting with velocity strong enough to lift off a house from the earth "water bullet Jutsu!" a calm voice yelled out before huge bullets of water shot from the dust and smashed into the ground creating massive dents, the dust stopped and dispersed leaving a small tornado with a tan whiskered blond balancing on the air above it, his dark orange jacket was scratched in some places & had his regular Uzumaki symbol on his back and his black sweat pants folded a few inches below the knees, his headband wrapped tightly on his forehead, his long blond hair that was flying loosely in the wind as it gently fell down with a small bounce, he closed his eyes and the tornado disappeared and he hopped off and landed gracefully "hehe not too bad Brat" a puff of long Grey hair emerged and landed in front of the Blond "you've improved greatly haven't you?" Naruto smiled a toothy grin, his little fangs in the corners of his mouth showing

"hehe you bet, I didn't even use kyubi for this" he tapped his belly "soz buddy can't always rely on you gotta have my own strengths ya know" he could hear the Fox growl in annoyance, he laughed "so what's next?" Naruto looked at the sannin eagerly, Our ADHD positive orange boi still had a heap of stamina, since he's been training for the past 3 years he was able to build it up very fast, he was 15 now, his hair was so goddamn long it reached his ankles, he had it in a ponytail and his bangs had moved to half side bangs with that extra fluff from his spikes he looked very handsome, he promised Jiraiya he would chop his hair before they decided to go back to Konoha but he said he would only chop up to the mid-back and Jiraya huffed in agreement 'it isn't the best but it isn't the worst, he'll learn soon enough that it'll get in the way' he thought to himself completely ignoring the fact his hair was much much longer...whateverrrr that's a different story for a different time "there's a small town further east of here, we'll go rest there for the next 4 nights okay?" Naruto's face dropped but quickly turned it into a smirk

"no training....ah it HAS been a while since you went to the hot springs, you must be becoming desperate"

Jiraya's face turned bright red, he smiled "hehe, nice try but we need plenty of rest for the next adventure we'll be going on, but yeah your not entirely wrong"

Naruto just made a grossed out face and poked his tongue out "pervy sage"

"Oi! Gaki!"

"Hehe!"

a few villages away in a rocky terrain 2 other males stood, burns and dented rocks surrounded the 2 as the black-haired raven stood calmly as literal LIGHTNING shot from his hands, they sounded like thousands of birds chirping all at the same time and the light was almost blinding, yet this fuckhead was completely unbothered "nice...now turn around and charge" the raven followed the orders of his sensei and turned around, his eyes flashed red and he charged at the stone wall, the moment his hand touched the wall it shattered to pieces scattering around the area, the whitehaired man smirked under his mask "good job"

"Good job? Seriously bro? After all that and all I get is a 'GoOd JoB'?"

"Oi listen after 3 years do you really think I have the effort for a full-on 'GREAT JOBBBBBB BROSKII'? I thought you knew me better"

The raven just sighed "yup I know, you'll never change kaka-sensei" he smirked playfully

Sasuke wiped away the grime on his forehead and puffed out "dang, I think I'll need hearing aids by the time we get back to Konoha if I keep doing that Chidori, is there any way to quiet it down?"