Philip: DAD! That prick Eaker called me a bad word!

Alex: Well, what did it start with?

Philip: It started with....B.

[EAKER SCREAMING IN THE DISTANCE]

Eaker: No it did not!

Eaker: Motherfucker doesn't start with a B!!!!

#Philip don't know how to english
#Eaker you bitch-
#Seriously someone get Philip some help

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