Meliodas x Hawk

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Imp: This is a turn of events. This lovely ship was requested by rattokingu (Go read their book!!!!)

Hawk: Me, the amazing Hawk, is shipped with him?!

Meliodas: I feel your pain Ban

Hawk: What pain??! If anything, you should be grateful that you're shipped with me!

Meliodas: Yes. Grateful

Ban: Pfft, This it OTP

King: What's 'OTP?'

Diane: I already told you

King: I forgot...?

Diane: Huhh, it means 'One True Ship.'

Imp: One True Pair*

King: I knew that

Elizabeth: Uh, I would have to skip this ship

Merlin: What a fascinating ship

Hawk: There is nothing fascinating about it, except for me

Escanor: Skip

Gowther: Still, there's no way for this relationship to work out. Humans have needs, I'm not sure about pigs, but Hawk wouldn't be able to satisfy Meliodas sexual needs

Diane: Thanks for that G-Gowther

King: Skip

Ban: Ship

Diane: Really Ban?

Ban: Yep

Diane: Skip

Imp: So, Ban and Merlin both ship, whilst everyone else skips

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