Author: This was requested by Princess_veronica_s
King: You ever stare into the void, but the void is actually a mass of fans screaming ship ideas at you, and the void stares back
Ban: What the hell?
King: I'm tired alright?? Get off my back
Ban: How much sleep did you get last night?
King: None because a CERTAIN drunkard decided it would a be a fan-flippin-tastic idea to push me off of my bed
Ban: Meliodas, we've talked about the drinking problem
Meliodas: Wasnt me this time. I camped outside
Diane: Oh yeah! You talked to me about-
Meliodas: I think King's talking to you this time, Ban
Ban: Yeah, I know
Ban: Couldnt you just room with Gowther?
King: No, never again
Gowther: Not my fault you walked in on me performing my plays
King: I forgot that you have emotions again, sorry Gowther
Gowther: You are forgiven, but next time, just kick Ban out
King: That guy is like 150 lbs of pure muscle. I'm 106 lbs of flab
Diane: Aww, I still like you, even if you're not all muscle-ly
King *definitely blushing widely*: T-Thanks Diane
Author: Sooooo, are we going to ship this or not?
King: Skip
Ban: Ship
Diane: Skip
Gowther: Skip
Ban: What happened to always shipping? We were buddies
Gowther: I no longer need to conduct research, that experiment is now closed
Ban: It was getting boring anyway
Gowther: Hey!-
Zeldris: Who is Gerheade?
Author: Y'know Gloxinia? Of course you do, he's too cute to not know. Anyway, this is his younger sister
Zeldris: Oh, skip. Definitely skip
Merlin: Skip
Escanor: Skip
Elizabeth: Skip
Hawk: As long as I get fed after this, skip
King: Yeah, I got it
Ban: Wow King, bribing now?
King: Shut up! Just stop talking!
Zeldris: Wouldn't that be against the rules?
Author: What rules?
Zeldris: Just...rules
Author: I never said anything about rules. Go ham bro lamb
Author: That sounded cooler in my head
Zeldris: So you're saying, I could've just left this entire time
Author: Yeah, I'm surprised I even got you to join
Zeldris: .....
Zeldris: I hate everyone here
Meliodas: so, I will skip. Zeldris will also skip
Author: Well. That was terrifying
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Seven Deadly Sins react to ships
FanfictionWhere we all come and criticize ships! I'm not hating on anyone's preferred ship, this is just for fun. Also I go on short hiatus's from time to time for no reasons so I'll either spam update or not update for awhile Disclaimer: I dont own Seven D...
