Author: This was requested by Fairy-King-Harlequin
Zeldris: Hm, by having Elizabeth fall in love with someone else might be enough to convert Meliodas back to us
King: Zeldris,, you do realize the Holy War is over, right?
Zeldris: That's right! I mean, of course I knew that you insolent zygote
King: I have no idea what that means, but I'm not sure I want to know
Merlin: He called you a fertilized egg
Ban: A what?
Merlin *sighs in disappointment*: The beginning form of a baby
Ban: Oh
Ban: He just called King an underdeveloped child. A child in development
Ban: I knew I like Zeldris
King: W-Why would you call me that?! Is it because I'm short??
Ban: Probably
Ban: Ship
Author: How the f*?k am I supposed to write Gowther with emotions?
Gowther: Ship. Their 'shipping' stirs a warm, tingling feeling in my chest. What's it called again?
Merlin: It's called laughter Gowther
Gowther: Of course, laughter
Diane: Skip
Meliodas: Skip, that tiny brat has been getting on my nerves lately
Hawk: Meliodas,, YOU'RE a tiny brat
Meliodas: Yes, but it's not the same
Elizabeth: Skip. Sariel kinda creeps me out, in a weird way
Escanor: Skip
King: Skip
Merlin: Skip
Hawk: Skip, I'm not letting that egotistical ball of smugness near Elizabeth
Zeldris: Skip
Author: But didn't you want Meliodas join the dark side?
Zeldris: He's already part of the dark side, much deeper then I want to go
Author: Aaaaaaand what exactly do you mean by that?
Zeldris: He's a pervert
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Seven Deadly Sins react to ships
FanfictionWhere we all come and criticize ships! I'm not hating on anyone's preferred ship, this is just for fun. Also I go on short hiatus's from time to time for no reasons so I'll either spam update or not update for awhile Disclaimer: I dont own Seven D...
