Damien Haas//Shayne Topp imagines

Smosh and Order (Damien)

Y/N's PoV
Smosh and Order today. Damien's 2nd time needing a "lawyer" my silly little boyfriend, always getting rejected. Wes is his lawyer this time while Boze is the defendant. We begin filming and Courtney comes out looking like an off brand Tana Mongeau. "All rise for judge Brianna." Dakota says as Court takes a seat. I don't pay attention until I hear Wes.

"May I please call Y/N to the stand?" Wes asks, well, I guess, Brianna.

"Yah I guess." I almost laugh but hold it in and walk up to the stand. Damien is smirking at me, knowing the questions I'm about to be asked. He doesn't know some of the answers we wrote for me though so he'll be shocked. Dakota takes my hand and leads me up to my seat before putting the xbox in front of me. I place my hand on it as he starts to speak.

"Do you swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth to this beautiful one who is the big spoon to my little spoon?" Dakota asks me. Everyone laughs and I try not to, keeping a straight face.

"I swear." I respond, looking over at Damien. Wes walks up to me and fiddles with a button on his shirt.

"Ok miss, can you please tell everyone your full name and occupation." Wes asks me.

"Um my name is Y/F/N and I am considered an actor and comedian." I tell Wes. It was pretty much the truth. I mean yeah, we wrote it for this but it was true.

"Hmmm... Do you know this man, my client, Damien Haas?" He asks me.

"Yes sir Haas is my boyfriend and technically my roomate." I tell Wes.

"hmmmm very interesting." Wes begins to stroke his chin, looking deep in thought.

"Oooo tea." Courtney cuts in, making me chuckle. "Don't laugh at me! That's rude, only I can laugh at you." Courtney scolds me, the jury laughing this time.

"Miss Y/L/N, how long would you say your boyfriend, Damien Haas, has been in his mentally unstable state of mind?" Wes asks me. Noah is laughing in the stands, trying to be quiet.

"My boyfriend, Damien Haas, has been this way every since Noah Grossman rejected his fist bump. I remember him fine for one moment when he got to give Noah a fist bump but it was gone again when he remembered Boze rejected him as well." I respond, thankfully I remembered my lines.

"Hey so like, are you guys sexually active?" Courtney asks.

"Your honor I'd like it if I could only ask her questions." Wes said to Court.

"Whatevs." She goes back to her phone.

"So, Miss Y/L/N, are you and your boyfriend, Damien Haas, sexually active?" Wes asks me, the jury laughs and I see Boze and Mari trying not to laugh.

"We were until my boyfriend, Damien Haas, went into his deep state of depression." Mari stands up and slams her hand on the table.

"Objection! How the hell does this have anthi-" She's cut off by Courtney.

"Shut up I wanna hear." Courtney yells at Mari. I see Damien's eyes popping out of his head. He obviously didn't know we were gonna talk about our sex life. "go on." Judge Brianna tells me.

"Miss Y/L/N has your boyfriend, Damien Haas, ever wanted a fist bump from you?" Wes asks me.

"All the time. I always am looking out for it so I don't get put on trial." I lightly laugh after my answer.

"CROSS EXAMINATION TIME!!!" Courtney yells as she slams the gavel down. Mari get's up as Wes sits down. She walks over to me with a smug little smile.

"Damien Haas may be your boyfriend but Erika Bozeman is your best friend is she not?" Mari asks me.

"Yes she is." I quickly answer.

"And has she ever walked in on you and Damien?" Damien seems to almost stand up when Mari asks this, because he knows the answer.

"Well, yes, yes she has." No one knew about this until now, Courtney, Boze, and Mari, knew and they obviously can't believe I actually said that.

"Does she usually avoid fist bumps from you or your boyfriend?" Mari asks me.

"No, no she does not."

"Does Damien Haas still touch you in his paralyzed state?" Mari asks me. Everyone obviously did not think this was gonna happen.

"Ooo yas tell us. Tea bitch." Court says, , giving me my que.

"Yes. If I am not helping him up and down the stairs or with other things, he uses his wheelchair to come by and grab my ass." This was partially true, he did like to grab my ass.

"That's all I need." Mari says, going back to her seat.

"thanks miss Y/L/N go sit." Court says, I get up, and look down at the ground as I walk back to my seat.

Smosh and Order gets over and I head out to my car. "Y/N!!" I hear Damien's voice yell across the parking lot.

"Yeah babe." I quickly respond, bending over to get in my glove box, I feel a hand on my ass and jump. "Damien!" I exclaim.

"You're the next defendant on Smosh and order." Damien tells me.

"Why? What'd I do?" I ask my boyfriend.

"As you were walking by me I held my hand out for a fist bump and you didn't see it." Damien says, I can see the cocky smirk on his face.

"Fine, I gotta hire a lawyer and I know exactly who it will be." I tell Damien.

"Who?" I'm asked as Damien pushes me against my car, our faces barely an inch apart.

"wait and see..." I mumble before Damien pulls me into a kiss.

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Obviously gonna make a second part.