Pizza: Oh, Spaghetti!
Spaghetti: What do you want, commoner?
Pizza: Well, Mr. Entitled Ass, I was going to tell you that Long Bao got sick with Ligma. But if you keep it up I won't tell you anything else and let you get infected too
Spaghetti: It's from drinking all that vinegar tea, hmp. What is Ligma though?
Pizza: :)
Pizza: Ligma bal--
Spaghetti: S I L E N C E
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Spaghetti: And people are always like "Who does he think he is?"
Spaghetti: I just told you who I thought I am-- a GOD!
Pizza: I'll show you a true god
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Spaghetti: My Master Attendant was the adopted son of a nobleman, and his brothers rebelled against him and killed him
Pizza: Brothers are assholes. Makes me glad I have a sister
Spaghetti: Who was your Master Attendant? A jester?
Pizza: Wrong. He was a king
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Pizza: It's just not a good idea!
Spaghetti: Oh for the love of-- look, I know Whiskey is a shady guy, but he's our best choice at a time like this. Just stand behind me and don't say anything, and maybe he'll help us
Pizza: Spaghetti you don't know what this man is capable of okay
Spaghetti: Maybe not, but it's not like you have any experience with him either. Why do you even have such an issue with him? It's not like he destroyed your life completely and made you hate yourself for something entirely out of your control
Pizza: :)
YOU ARE READING
Food Fantasy on Crack 2
RandomI really need to find better things to do with my life. Oh wait, we're in quarantine, there's nothing else for me to do. This book will probably be finished before quarantine, too.
