Food Fantasy on Crack 2

If Sachertorte Was In Mean Girls

A little bit out of character, but I thought it'd be funny to see what a teenage Sachertorte would be like UwU

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Mango Pudding: Why don't I know you?

Sachertorte: Um because I'm new here, I just moved from Austria

Jello: What?

Sachertorte: I used to live in Austria, but now I live here. Like it's pretty simple

Nasi Lemak: So you've never actually been to a real school before?

Sachertorte: No

Mango Pudding: Shut up

Sachertorte: Excuse me, bitch, who are you talking to?

Nasi Lemak: Shut up!

Sachertorte: Girl I ain't even saying anything, you need to be quiet, close your mouth!

Mango Pudding: You're like really pretty

Sachertorte: Girl you don't need to lie to me, I know I'm over here looking like a whole double decker biscuit

Mango Pudding: You think you're really pretty huh

Sachertorte: Mango Pudding I just said I look like a whole double decker biscuit, what do you mean do I agree, no I don't

Nasi Lemak: Oh my god, I love your bracelet

Sachertorte: What bracelet? Bitch are you-- what?

Jello: So fetch!

Sachertorte: What did the little one just say?

Jello: It's like slang from England

Sachertorte: Have you ever been to England?

Jello: If you're from Austria, why are you so pale?

Sachertorte: Girl, you.... *sigh* Oh god

Parfait:

Sachertorte: All up in my business I swear they called me over here!

Mango Pudding: We want to invite you to have lunch with us every day for the rest of the week

Sachertorte: I'm good, I really don't want to go

Mango Pudding: So we'll see you tomorrow

Sachertorte: No you won't! All you're gonna see is some disappointment because I'm not gonna be showing up nowhere!

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*at the lunch table*

Jello: Mango Pudding, we need to talk to you

Sachertorte: Oh this is gonna be good! Let me get my teacup ready!

Mango Pudding: Is butter a carb?

Sachertorte: *pouring hot tea in his teacup* Yes, yes it is

Sachertorte: *mumbling* Stupid ass bitch

Nasi Lemak: Mango Pudding, you're wearing sweatpants. It's Monday

Sachertorte: Hmhmhmhmmmm Mango Pudding

Mango Pudding: So?

Jello: So that's against the rules and you can't sit with us

Sachertorte: *snickering* Bye bye now Mango Pudding!

Mango Pudding: Whatever. Those rules aren't real

Jello: They were real that day I wore a vest!

Mango Pudding: Because that vest was disgusting!