Parfait: Crucifixes with super buff-looking Jesus always look so weird to me. Like what did he die for our gainz as well?
Turducken: *shows picture of Jesus breaking free* Crossfit
Marshmallow:
*later*
Sachertorte: *runs outside as he hears screaming* What's going on out here--!?
Baguette, sobbing: SACHERTORTE HELP
Sachertorte: Marshmallow! What are you doing!?
Marshmallow: *hammering nails into Baguette's wrists* Crucifix time
YOU ARE READING
Food Fantasy on Crack 2
RandomI really need to find better things to do with my life. Oh wait, we're in quarantine, there's nothing else for me to do. This book will probably be finished before quarantine, too.
