Cara: *kicks doors open* GUYS GUESS WHAT
Pizza: WHAT
Cara: I SUMMONED NEW SOULS
Rice: *looking around* Uh.... Master Attendant, you've already gotten every Food Soul
Cara: Wrong!!
Cara: Come on in, guys!!
*OCs come in*
Pizza, upon seeing Absinthe: YOU!!!!!!
Fallen Soul Pizza: *wraps his arms around Pizza's neck* Did you miss me~?
Pizza: *screams in agony*
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Absinthe: I am part of a group of elite scientists and inventors. We've achieved numerous breakthroughs and advancements, beneficial to both mankind and Food Souls.
Cara: Oh really? Can you tell me about them?
Absinthe: Hm... only a little bit, deary. We've found ways to not only boost the soul power and basic stats of Food Souls, but we've also devised a way to change their class entirely.
Cara: Oh, uh, doesn't that hurt?
Absinthe: Not at all!
Sweet Tofu:
Sweet Tofu: bitch, say that to my face
Absinthe: We've also found a way to take the DNA and genetics of Fallen Angels and "crossbreed" them into Food Souls. We're using the remains of Fallen Angels to improve Food Souls
Pizza: You didn't improve SHIT
Cara: Pizza~Kun!!
Pizza: You made me stuck with this bitch! *points to Fallen Soul Pizza*
Fallen Soul Pizza: Uh, excuse me? I was already stuck with you, dumbass, I was just confined to your subconsciousness and the corners of your mind.
Pizza: *whips out gun* Vibe check bitch
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Cherry Wine: U-Um.....
Red Wine: *scoots a little closer to Steak*
Gingerbread: *cracks her knuckles*
Steak: Hi Cherry!
Cherry Wine: I-I know we didn't get off on the right foot, but um, I-I wanted to properly apologize for my actions as a Fallen Soul.....
Steak: I forgive you :D
Gingerbread: Steak, you're too nice to people
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Honey: Oh Mashed Potatoes! How is your marriage with Minestrone going?
Mashed Potatoes: Oh, it's going absolutely fantastic! It's like we're soulmates!
Honey: Aww, I'm so glad!
Cappuccino: But they make a lot of noise. Like two nights ago, I heard what sounded like a bed breaking, but I think they just went back to wrestling
Honey: Oh? Mashed Potatoes, I didn't expect you of all people to be interested in wrestling
Cherry Wine: *sips her wine slowly*
Hummingbird Cake: *knows exactly what is going on*
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Dorayaki: If your name has 'angel' in it, then why aren't you part of the Holy See?
Sashimi:
Taiyaki:
Angel Food Cake:
Devil's Food Cake:
Sashimi: Oh my God, Dorayaki! You can't just ask people why they aren't part of the Holy See!
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Takoyaki: Obviously I make the best food around
Calamari: Oh? Is that so?
Takoyaki: Oh hey Cala
Calamari: Hello Tako
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San-nakji, to Jello and Mango Pudding: Tch. You're both nothing but cutesy girls that are the exact reasons men have their disgusting fetishes and fantasies
Mango Pudding: Fucking chill
Jello: *looking at San-nakji* ...... And what about you?
San-nakji: Me? I purposefully dress up like this and make risque songs because I'm supposed to be seen as sexy. I'm supposed to represent what should be a fetish and fantasized about, not some two girls that look like young teenagers!
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Prinsesstårta: *just minding her own business*
Hanabiramochi: Prinsesstårta!
Prinsesstårta: Hanabiramochi!
Hanabiramochi: Prinsesstårta....
Prinsesstårta: Hanabiramochi.....?
Hanabiramochi: *pulls out staff* Prinsesstårta!!!!
Prinsesstårta: S H I T
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Puffed Rice Cake: Where is Snickerdoodle?
Lollipop: Somewhere disappointing god
Fallen Soul Pizza: *pokes head in* You called?
Pizza, from the other room: YOU ARE NOT A GOD, FALLEN SOUL!
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Pizza: *talking to Cassata and Cheese*
Fallen Soul!Pizza: *walks into the room behind Pizza*
Fallen Soul!Pizza: Ultra Rare, it's rude not to greet royalty~
Pizza: Well I'll be a son of a bitch, Cara managed to get you
YOU ARE READING
Food Fantasy on Crack 2
RandomI really need to find better things to do with my life. Oh wait, we're in quarantine, there's nothing else for me to do. This book will probably be finished before quarantine, too.
