Sanders Sides Oneshots That I Might Make Into Books.

Demus Fluff

Take the trash, or don't take anything. That was rude. I'm sorryyy. It's all I can think of right now. Also, Happy Birthday Thomas!

    This is me being a failure, right? I meant to make this longer, I even had kinda more story swirling around somewhere in my head, but I can't transition, soooo...

Also, Deceit's NB here, and some amount through I gave upon trying to spell 'Deceit' right and started using whatever I could think of that was sort of similar.

Ships: Demus (duh),

Warings: Cursing, my horrible writing.

"And Remy has a new boy toy. He seems interested, but we both know how long that'll last,"

Remus had been talking nonstop for the past fifteen minutes. Not that Virgil minded, but he minded. Dee was supposed to be here already, and oh God what if they were hurt?! Or kidnapped, or dead, or-

"Hey you two," and there was Dee. Virgil knew he shouldn't have been worried, Deceit could take care of themself.

"Double D!" Remus exclaimed, "Was wondering when you'd show up."

And then Dee took the bouquet from behind his back, and that was Virgil's cue to leave.

So he did, using his dark jacket and the almost-darkness to sneak back into the trees surrounding their little mountain clearing. Remus was too infatuated with the sunflowers and aloe to care.

It was a strange set up of plants but it was special to the two, and that's what mattered.

By the time Virgil was fully hidden in the trees, and had his phone out to film - though since he couldn't use a flashlight the video wouldn't turn out very well. But Dee has insisted, and Virgil let it be - Remus was reading the card that had come with the strange assortment, with the help of his phone's flashlight.

"Dear Remus, the disgusting light of my life. You were right; all of you're strange flirting and even stranger kindness worked. Will you... Marry me?"

Remus looked up at that, to see Deceit kneeling on the muddy ground, a ring in their hands.

Virgil knew that said ring looked like a snake wrapping around and earring its own tail, with a green gem in the middle that an octopus' tentacles stretched out from. He also knew that the ring was plastic, and that the real one was hidden in Dee's jean pocket.

It was that way because of exactly what happened next. Remus hurled himself at Deceit, causing them to roll over the wet grass and bump into trees on the other edge of the clearing.

After a moment that Virgil didn't care to look at - instead just aiming the camera in its general direction - Remus sat up, not relinquishing his place on top of Disease.

"Bitch! I was gonna propose first!" With that, Remus pulled a green and yellow ring with black gems studded infrequently across the surface out of his jacket - which Virgil has always found ridiculous and absolutely suitable to him- pocket.

Decor just laughed at this. A true and genuine laugh, that Virgil rarely heard anymore. "Well too damn bad, Rat Man! I did it first."

"Hey wait, what happened to your ring?"

"I have the real one in my pocket," Despacito said as he pulled it out. Then they started kissing again, and Virgil stopped filming and walked away.

They could get back without him, and he really needed a coffee. It had been a long day, don't ask.

Have a nice day, I guess. I don't know how to end apparently. Have a nice day, you're loved. ☙♡♥❣❤❥❤❥❦❧🎔💑💓💖💗💘💙💚💛💜💝💟🖤🤍🤎🧡😍😻💕💞🥰 Gimme a second, I think I saw cards.... Yep, here! 🂱🂲🂳🂴🂵🂶🂷🂸🂹🂺🂻🂼🂼🂽🂾 It's my love and affection, and you can't return it, actually. You're stuck now. Bai!