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Creativity Twins B-Day!

Happy birthday to the Creativity Twins!

I know it's technically only Roman's, and Remus's is later in the month, but they're literally twins. They share a birthday.

So, here's some badly written fluff in honor of the occasion.

There's a foul word, and some victorian insults because Remus adores them and I will hold onto that until the day I day FigHT mE.

Ships: Platonic Creativitwins

"Surprise!" The room lit up, and wight figures popped up from their hiding places.

Remus jumped back, dropping something in favor of summoning his mace and holding it threateningly in front of him.

"Happy Birthday!" The party in front of him shouted, slightly less assured.

"Wh- What?" Remus asked softly, which was rare for him, as he lowered his mace.

Roman stepped away from the others nervously and cleared his throat. "Well, I know it isn't technically the date the fandom declared your birthday to be on, but we came into the world together. So, I wanted to celebrate that with you. I even go you a deodorant cake, to make up for being such a bad brother."

There was a moment of hesitation before Remus said something no one expected. "You foppish fribble! You rumbumptious ninnyhammer! I can't believe this! I was supposed to be the one to surprise you!" The tension melted off everyone's shoulders as Remus held up a large, messily wrapped box with randomly placed golden bows and... tiny plastic babies?

Roman laughed and took the present, setting it aside and pulling Remus into a hug. "I love you, little brother."

"Technically, I regained consciousness earlier," Remus said forcefully as he, seemingly reluctantly, hugged back. No one commented on the single tear that slipped down his cheek.

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"Open your present, my good Bitch!" Remus screeched, flipping himself onto the couch next to his twin. Roman huffed, and Patton shot the mustached one a warning look. Not bothered, Remus shoved the present into the former's lap.

The princely one glanced up and smiled, carefully tearing open the wrinkled red wrapping paper, careful to avoid the dolls. Inside he found a teddy-bear with red button eyes and a green bracelet, a smaller replica of the Evil Queen's Mirror, and a rusted box with smudged writing all over it.

"Aww, Remus. I love them!" Roman exclaimed as he hugged the bear close to his chest.

"Don't stop now, Jackanapes! Open the box!" Remus swatted at Roman fondly with a pillow, giggling at the exasperated expression on his face.

"Alright, Alright!" Roman exclaimed as he forced the latch to move and the lid to open. What he saw inside made him gasp in glee. Remus twisted and stole it from the box, plopping it on his brother's head awkwardly. "Oh Remus, I love it!!" Roman yelled as he used his very own magic mirror to examine the gleaming object on his head.

It was a gold, fully circular, crown with red rubies and diamonds covering the surface, and it fit Roman perfectly.

Now, you could call Remus many things, but inattentive and careless were not among them.

"Thank you, thank you, thank you! But now it's your turn!" Roman exclaimed as he handed Remus, who was now sitting up (almost) normally, and box with perfectly folded sparkling green wrapping paper and a black ribbon.

Remus tore into the present and took out a painting of the twins from when they were children and a notebook. "It's not as cool as your gi-" Remus effectively silenced his brother by pulling him into a hug, and promptly starting to cry.

"I love it, Ro."

I hoped you liked it, but you probably didn't. Thank you for reading, and goodnight.