Sanders Sides Oneshots That I Might Make Into Books.

Art Block

Art is not mine.

Intrumas

So here's the deal, whenever I'm bored and uninspired I will randomly pick an SS ship to write a oneshot about. This one was Intrumas (Thomas x Remus.) Yeah.

Also, I got the idea of Remus' reactions to getting summoned from a comic dub by Crimson Shadow VA (I don't know who made the comic, sorry.)

I didn't directly copy anything though.

TW: Remus being Remus, cursing, and fluff

Thomas's POV

"Ro, please?" I asked as I tried to summon the creative side yet again. I had the nagging urge to write. To get something down, to spill creativity, something!

But my Creativity wasn't co-operating. So, there I sat, with more motivation than I've had the entire month, and nothing to do with it.

The cursor in front of me beckoned, inviting yet terrifying. I sighed in defeat and, after turning off my computer, grabbed a pen and notebook and went to sit on my bed.

"Remus?"

The demented side immediately appeared next to me, mustache awry and eyes swimming. He was paler than ever and the purple circles around his eyes seemed to stick out.

I may have screamed a bit, but the only being there to notice was a completely disoriented side that had just fallen off the bed.

"I really need to get used to that face. Ugh." I said, shaking myself slightly.

Remus popped his head back up, and with a drunken smile said, "And I... need to not do that next time. Is it hot in here? Maybe if I just..." He began to pull his shirt up and I spun my head away.

"Nope! Nope, let's not do that." Great, now I had an image of shirtless Remus stuck in my head.

"...Right. Wait- YOU summoned ME?!" Remus asked, suddenly on the bed and pointing at me, his wide green eyes glowing slightly.

"Uh... yes?" I said, now questioning why I had in the first place.

"And- And why'd you do that?" He asked, sitting on the bed and looking flustered. "Liked one of my ideas? Or is this a... different type of interaction?" He said as he stretched out a leg and tilted his head seductively.

"What?! No! No..."

"Then what? You really trying to find the 'good in me'? You really are a saddle-goose! Oh! Or did you hit your head on the toilet too hard?" Remus said as he laughed shakily, and I felt shame rising up in my throat.

Did he really think that he was so horrible that those were the only situations I'd summon him? I mean, I never had before.... And I never really expressed much of a positive interest in him. Darn it! Now he's got me feeling bad for him.

"No.... I actually wanted you to help me with something." I said, and he almost fell off the bed again.

"You- you what? I never thought ya murderer. Or are you trying to get gussied up for a special.... encounter?" Remus asked in an even more high-pitched voice than usual, glancing around madly.

"Nope." I said, slowly getting more used to him. "I want to write something, but Roman won't come. I think he's still upset about what happened with Janus.

Remus' face darkened for a moment. "Duh. The side trying to fuck him just became his worst enemy. How would you react?" After a few moments of feeling horrible, Remus brightened. "Wait, seriously?! You wanted my help.... writing. Like, actually using my ideas?"

I nodded, and gave a slight smirk.

He began to laugh, slightly hysterically. "You sure you didn't hit your head? Cause your sounding seriously out of it."

"I'm being serious. I haven't had any head injuries. Now, can you... Cause I'm not sure how much longer I'm gonna have this motivation." I asked, motioning to the notebook. I had learned over the weeks of him randomly popping up that it was his preferred method.

Remus smiles brightly, only a tinge of madness hanging on it, and climbed up next to me. "'Course Dork! Anything for you Boss Man." He said. "But first, mood music." He snapped his fingers and Forbidden Fruit filled the air. Of course he'd choose his song.

He leaned his head on my shoulder and began to spout something about murderous sloths. I never noticed before, but he has tiny freckles dotting his nose, and his pupils have red rings around them.

Remus noticed me looking at him, and a bright red blush appeared on his cheeks. "What? Y-You trying to fuck me or something?"

I chuckled and looked away, beginning to write.

~ End ~