[KEEFE SENCEN]
So clearly, I had the most to deal with from Sophie. And all the fans have had crushes on me to begin with, so I guess now they'll call it Keefer of the Lost Cities?
[LINH SONG]
Hang on a sec, wasn't there another guy?
[KEEFE SENCEN]
I think you're thinking of me!
[FITZ VACKER]
No, there was definitely another one who should be rated as highly as you and me are.
[KEEFE SENCEN]
Yeah, no, enough, I definitely won!
[BIANA VACKER]
Yeah. I think he might have been her first kiss?
[MARELLA REDEK]
Yeah, the really underrated, innocent one that actually had the guts to confess to Sophie.
[FITZ VACKER]
Yeah. You know...
The elf we wish was in it more
[ALL]
The elf we wish was in it more
[LINH SONG]
The innocent,
[MARELLA REDEK]
The one roll of cinnamon.
[ALL]
Cinnamon,
[MARELLA REDEK]
The one roll of cinnamon, innocent,
[ALL]
The first kiss.
[KEEFE SENCEN]
The one who comes next
Who comes right before Sophie's ex!
[ALL]
Dex!
[BIANA VACKER]
The second of half a dozen,
[FITZ VACKER]
The one with the nerve to kiss his own cousin.
[ALL]
Will he be the next Sophie?
Dex Dizznee, Dex Dizznee, Dex Dizznee, Dex Dizznee, Dex Dizznee, Dex Dizznee, Dex Dizznee!
(awkward silence, Dex looks around, not realizing who they're waiting for)
[DEX DIZZNEE]
Wait, are you guys talking about me?
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Crushed: A KOTLC Six Parody
Fanfiction𝐿𝒾𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓃 𝓊𝓅, 𝓁𝑒𝓉 𝓂𝑒 𝓉𝑒𝓁𝓁 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝓈𝓉𝑜𝓇𝓎. Everybody knows Sophie Foster. The Black Swan's special moonlark, adored by all. Beautiful, powerful, smart. She's perfect. Aside from her clumsiness. And her ability to leave hearts cru...
