Crushed: A KOTLC Six Parody

Notice

[KEEFE SENCEN]

So, since the day Foster came to the Lost Cities, let's just say my patience had been tested on more than one occasion. First things first, she shows up, all mysterious-like, and everyone's talking about her and all the boys like her and she just ignores it. But then she starts paying all this attention to me, introducing me to her glittery alicorn and tasking me with saving her life, and of course I have this huge crush on her, but she just ignores it. Then we find out about Mommy Dearest, and I go all crazy Neverseen kid, and then I come back... and she forgives me. Everyone's warning her about me but she ignores it, and yeah, bit weird, but she was beautiful and smart and perfect, yeah? I was willing to ignore it. So, years pass, and she's still not acknowledging my obvious crush. She's clearly crushing on my bestie, and I'm like, "Keefe, ignore it", and then they start dating. She says I'm important to her. But her favorite color isn't ice blue, it's teal. And I'm like, "ignore it". And then suddenly, they have this big breakup and she's crawling back to me and she's spending all this time with me and always talking to me and it's all I've ever dreamed of, right? And then she's like "Keefe, you're such a good friend." So after all this time, here I am, stuck in the friendzone. And I have such a huge crush on her, and I have for so long, and she's just ignoring it, and I'm like, "Foster. Notice."

N-n-n-n-n-n-notice

Please notice

You must agree that Foster

In all the time I've been by your side

I've been a really good friend

No matter how many times you up and lied

I never raised my voice

And that was all my choice

Yeah, Foster

[ALL]

You know he's got to make that choice

[KEEFE SENCEN]

And even though you've had your fun

Running around with some pretty-eyed guy

And even when you had your run

And were done and crawled back wondering why

No matter what you did

I always kept my lid

Shut, Foster

[ALL]

You know he never said a word

[KEEFE SENCEN]

I put up with your B-

-S every single day

All our readers agree

Yes, listen when I say

Woo!

I have had a crush on you

Since you came to Foxfire

Foster, just n-n-n-n-n-n-notice

If you think for a moment

You should have known it, I've told you

Just n-n-n-n-n-n-notice

Notice

Notice

Just n-n-n-n-n-n-notice

Notice

Notice

Just n-n-n-n-n-n-notice

Just notice

So you got a message from the Black Swan

And want to fly to your doom

You say it's important and I'm the guy for it

So I'll end up bringing you to your tomb

You just knew I'd agree

That's all you want from me

(spoken)

Aww! How sweet!

[ALL]

Just manipulate the Sencen boy

[KEEFE SENCEN]

I put up with your bull

You think that I'm crazy

I can't keep trying, girl

Stop underestimating me!

I have a big crush on you

And I really want you

Foster, just n-n-n-n-n-n-notice

You think it's so funny

I'm such a "devoted sonny", honey

Just n-n-n-n-n-n-notice

Notice

Notice

Just n-n-n-n-n-n-notice

Notice

Notice

Just n-n-n-n-n-n-notice

Just notice!

Hey!

(Woo!)

(Let's go!)

(Woo!)

(Here we go!)

You've got me down on my knees

Please tell me why you think I'm still here

Been humble, been loyal, I've tried

To make myself indispensable and dear

I've always stayed so close

And Foster never knows, and so

(spoken)

I'll go

[sung]

This is all just bogus

It was always hopeless

She'll never notice

How dumb do you have to be

To think I was just being friendly?

Foster, just n-n-n-n-n-n-notice

I thought you were the one

But I'd rather have no one if you don't

N-n-n-n-n-n-notice

Notice

Notice

N-n-n-n-no n-no n-no notice! (Notice)

No? (Notice)

Then n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-notice

You know what, Foster? You lost me.