[KEEFE SENCEN]
So, since the day Foster came to the Lost Cities, let's just say my patience had been tested on more than one occasion. First things first, she shows up, all mysterious-like, and everyone's talking about her and all the boys like her and she just ignores it. But then she starts paying all this attention to me, introducing me to her glittery alicorn and tasking me with saving her life, and of course I have this huge crush on her, but she just ignores it. Then we find out about Mommy Dearest, and I go all crazy Neverseen kid, and then I come back... and she forgives me. Everyone's warning her about me but she ignores it, and yeah, bit weird, but she was beautiful and smart and perfect, yeah? I was willing to ignore it. So, years pass, and she's still not acknowledging my obvious crush. She's clearly crushing on my bestie, and I'm like, "Keefe, ignore it", and then they start dating. She says I'm important to her. But her favorite color isn't ice blue, it's teal. And I'm like, "ignore it". And then suddenly, they have this big breakup and she's crawling back to me and she's spending all this time with me and always talking to me and it's all I've ever dreamed of, right? And then she's like "Keefe, you're such a good friend." So after all this time, here I am, stuck in the friendzone. And I have such a huge crush on her, and I have for so long, and she's just ignoring it, and I'm like, "Foster. Notice."
N-n-n-n-n-n-notice
Please notice
You must agree that Foster
In all the time I've been by your side
I've been a really good friend
No matter how many times you up and lied
I never raised my voice
And that was all my choice
Yeah, Foster
[ALL]
You know he's got to make that choice
[KEEFE SENCEN]
And even though you've had your fun
Running around with some pretty-eyed guy
And even when you had your run
And were done and crawled back wondering why
No matter what you did
I always kept my lid
Shut, Foster
[ALL]
You know he never said a word
[KEEFE SENCEN]
I put up with your B-
-S every single day
All our readers agree
Yes, listen when I say
Woo!
I have had a crush on you
Since you came to Foxfire
Foster, just n-n-n-n-n-n-notice
If you think for a moment
You should have known it, I've told you
Just n-n-n-n-n-n-notice
Notice
Notice
Just n-n-n-n-n-n-notice
Notice
Notice
Just n-n-n-n-n-n-notice
Just notice
So you got a message from the Black Swan
And want to fly to your doom
You say it's important and I'm the guy for it
So I'll end up bringing you to your tomb
You just knew I'd agree
That's all you want from me
(spoken)
Aww! How sweet!
[ALL]
Just manipulate the Sencen boy
[KEEFE SENCEN]
I put up with your bull
You think that I'm crazy
I can't keep trying, girl
Stop underestimating me!
I have a big crush on you
And I really want you
Foster, just n-n-n-n-n-n-notice
You think it's so funny
I'm such a "devoted sonny", honey
Just n-n-n-n-n-n-notice
Notice
Notice
Just n-n-n-n-n-n-notice
Notice
Notice
Just n-n-n-n-n-n-notice
Just notice!
Hey!
(Woo!)
(Let's go!)
(Woo!)
(Here we go!)
You've got me down on my knees
Please tell me why you think I'm still here
Been humble, been loyal, I've tried
To make myself indispensable and dear
I've always stayed so close
And Foster never knows, and so
(spoken)
I'll go
[sung]
This is all just bogus
It was always hopeless
She'll never notice
How dumb do you have to be
To think I was just being friendly?
Foster, just n-n-n-n-n-n-notice
I thought you were the one
But I'd rather have no one if you don't
N-n-n-n-n-n-notice
Notice
Notice
N-n-n-n-no n-no n-no notice! (Notice)
No? (Notice)
Then n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-notice
You know what, Foster? You lost me.
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Crushed: A KOTLC Six Parody
Fanfic𝐿𝒾𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓃 𝓊𝓅, 𝓁𝑒𝓉 𝓂𝑒 𝓉𝑒𝓁𝓁 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝓈𝓉𝑜𝓇𝓎. Everybody knows Sophie Foster. The Black Swan's special moonlark, adored by all. Beautiful, powerful, smart. She's perfect. Aside from her clumsiness. And her ability to leave hearts cru...