[MARELLA REDEK]
Well, I guess you already know what happened. Or rather, what didn't happen. How despite my usual girl misgivings, I made an exception to help Sophie out. And how I, because I don't actually matter in the slightest, was completely ignored. I mean. It's the usual story, isn't it? The badass, fierce side character elf is shoved into the corner by the gorgeous, perfect, overpowered bitch. Sorry, not bitch. Horse girl. Unimportance, unimportance, deemed unimportant by a "friend"! How can anyone overcome the fate as devastating as being completely ignored by your hot high school girl-crush who basically friend-dumps you and then pleads for your friendship back right when it becomes helpful? I mean, it's true that I basically told her to woman up in the form of setting her house on fire... yeah, I'm pretty sure they cut that scene from the final draft! Cowards. But anyway, the whole situation really wasn't as severe as all of y'alls. As you'll see, it really wasn't all... that... tragic...
Burning my blonde-ass clone
Through my phone
Ignoring the fact that I'm stuck at half-grown
Cause in this fan-song
Sophie just got owned
Yes, my song will soon be near-done
After all this we're still planets
Circlin' around Sophie's sun
Not very fun and not fair
But she doesn't care
See, I have reason to complain, yo
Your life's a pain but my mom went insane though
Plus I'm a pyro, bitches
Unlike you I could die from snitches
(Yikes)
But you say
I must sing 'bout how I'm gay? Nah
Cause my shit slays, yeah
Even if it's my normal day
Y'all, y'all think that I will lose (will lose)
Although, though I have a shit ton of issues
Doll, doll, I do not agree
Sophie's not why my life's hell, but shit sucks as you can see
Still y'all laugh at me? Bitch
I'm a Pyrokinetic
Just burn, crazy's genetic
Just burn
Just burn
Just burn, crazy's genetic
Just burn
Just burn
Bitch, I'm a Pyrokinetic
Breathing fire?
That taste's acquired
Still, I'll deliver a mouthful
Till you're not doubtful
Till you wish I'd burn in my own flames
Kick ass and take names
Done with your games
Making my way to importance
Dude calls me gorgeous
I ignore him
'Cause I've got places to go
I can glow
They can't know
All eyes on me
Cause my mom's crazy
Won't take bullshit and I am not lazy
Spitting fire, now I'm causin' a mass panic
Don't you worry, all these bars are organic
Y'all, y'all think that I will lose
Although, though I have a shit ton of issues
Doll, doll, I do not agree
Sophie's not why my life's hell, but shit sucks as you can see
Still y'all laugh at me? Bitch
I'm a Pyrokinetic
Just burn, crazy's genetic
Just burn
Just burn
Just burn (crazy's genetic)
Just burn
Just burn
Bitch, I'm a Pyrokinetic
Now I ain't sayin' I'm an arsonist
But check Soph's house, isn't it marvelous?
Got scorched walls
Symbolic of that shit she pulled on me last year
In her torched halls
Flames ready to lick her, that absolute bastard
Last resort calls
It's good old Marella, she's helpful at last, heard
Sophie tellin' me that she needs my help here
So I take that to mean that I'll help myself here!
Y'all, y'all think that I will lose (will lose)
Although (though), I have a shit ton of issues (yeah, yeah)
Doll, doll, I do not agree (doll, I do not agree)
Sophie's not why my life's hell (my life's hell, my life's hell) but shit sucks as you can see
Still y'all laugh at, y'all laugh at me? Bitch
I'm a Pyrokinetic
Just burn, crazy's genetic
Just burn (yeah, c'mon, ha!)
Just burn (just burn, you jerks)
Just burn, crazy's genetic
Just burn (it's Marella Redek)
(Aha-ha-ha, just)
Just burn (just burn already!)
Bitch, I'm a Pyrokinetic!
So yeah, like I said, my life is tragic.
[KEEFE SENCEN]
Sure, but the contest is about Sophie, not just our lives.
[MARELLA REDEK]
Oh, Keefe ... I guess you didn't listen to the lyrics. I'm aware I'm not going to win. My song was just me bragging about what a stone-cold... or should I say, flame-warm... psycho I am.
[FITZ VACKER]
Well, there's one minor character out of the race.
[MARELLA REDEK]
Rude.
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Crushed: A KOTLC Six Parody
Fanfic𝐿𝒾𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓃 𝓊𝓅, 𝓁𝑒𝓉 𝓂𝑒 𝓉𝑒𝓁𝓁 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝓈𝓉𝑜𝓇𝓎. Everybody knows Sophie Foster. The Black Swan's special moonlark, adored by all. Beautiful, powerful, smart. She's perfect. Aside from her clumsiness. And her ability to leave hearts cru...
