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Grew up as a disgrace
Yeah yeah, waste of space
Life sucks when you're
The
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Dizznee kid
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But then Sophie came and remembered my name
You all had a crush? Same!
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But I hid!
Ooh
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Wanted to dance for joy
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Finally
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I had a friend, oh boy!
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Ooh
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Then she met Wonderboy
She was head over heels
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No one cares how poor Dex feels
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She friendzoned me, obviously
Guess no guy compares when Fitz is there
Couldn't be worse
I guess I must be cursed
Cause I was kidnapped almost the very next day
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Ooh
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I tried to be the hero
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Ooh
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Though I was quaking with fear, oh
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Ooh
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Guess what? I'm not some superhero
They would have tortured or killed
Me so thank you Forkle
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Uh oh
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Here we go
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YOU ARE READING
Crushed: A KOTLC Six Parody
Fanfic𝐿𝒾𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓃 𝓊𝓅, 𝓁𝑒𝓉 𝓂𝑒 𝓉𝑒𝓁𝓁 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝓈𝓉𝑜𝓇𝓎. Everybody knows Sophie Foster. The Black Swan's special moonlark, adored by all. Beautiful, powerful, smart. She's perfect. Aside from her clumsiness. And her ability to leave hearts cru...