[MARELLA REDEK]
Now, seeing as desperate fangirls were watching their prized ships drop left and right, they had to be a little bit creative. They had to adjust their targets' gender, if you will. To find her next victim, we're heading to the Internet, where we will enlist the help of the gayest websites, ranging from the fluffiest to the absolute angstiest.
Welcome to the fan...
[ALL]
To the fanfic central
Yas, ooh yas, yas queen
Ooh yas, yas
The fanfic central
[KEEFE SENCEN]
Keeper fans all around the world
[BIANA VACKER]
Wrote down all of the ships they adored
[DEX DIZZNEE]
Sokeefe
[FITZ VACKER]
Sodex
[MARELLA REDEK]
And—ew—Fitzphie
[LINH SONG]
Sophie will choose one
[ALL]
But which one will it be?
[KEEFE SENCEN & DEX DIZZNEE]
The love triangle
[FITZ VACKER & MARELLA REDEK]
Was Sophie's downfall
[BIANA VACKER]
No one wants a ship that will really happen
[ALL EXCEPT LINH SONG]
So what, Sophie's probably straight as a line?
[LINH SONG]
At least all your fanfics are gay by design
[ALL]
Ignore homophobes, you'll be fine
We'll make this rainbow a real sign
So just say 'yas' and please don't whine
[BIANA VACKER]
'Cause now you're in the fan
[ALL]
In the fanfic central!
Yas, ooh yas, yas queen
Ooh yas, yas
The fanfic central
[DEX DIZZNEE]
We must make sure they stay in character
YOU ARE READING
Crushed: A KOTLC Six Parody
Fanfiction𝐿𝒾𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓃 𝓊𝓅, 𝓁𝑒𝓉 𝓂𝑒 𝓉𝑒𝓁𝓁 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝓈𝓉𝑜𝓇𝓎. Everybody knows Sophie Foster. The Black Swan's special moonlark, adored by all. Beautiful, powerful, smart. She's perfect. Aside from her clumsiness. And her ability to leave hearts cru...
