Crushed: A KOTLC Six Parody

Dialogue

[MARELLA REDEK]

Wattpader, what are you supposed to be doing right now? Yeah, don't think we didn't notice.

[DEX DIZZNEE]

While you're procrastinating, though, we're crushing.

[FITZ VACKER]

Actually, we are...

[ALL]

Crushed.

[FITZ VACKER]

And welcome to our ignored, rejected, done fanmade musical slash book parody!

[LINH SONG]

We've got a whole lot in store for you whenever you're reading this.

[KEEFE SENCEN]

We've got lyrics for you to binge.

[BIANA VACKER]

Rhymes to make you cringe.

[LINH SONG]

So we hope you're all in.

[BIANA VACKER]

Get ready to hear our side of the story.

[KEEFE SENCEN]

So obviously you know who we are.

[LINH SONG]

The motley Keeper crew, also known as the only reason Sophie's still alive. Besides Elwin.

[KEEFE SENCEN]

Now give it up to the weird fan who wasted her time doing this!

[DEX DIZZNEE]

That's right, everyone cheer for Ref!

[MARELLA REDEK]

I mean, she's the only reason we're talking right now.

[FITZ VACKER]

True. So clap for Ref, writer of rhymes without reason to write.

[KEEFE SENCEN]

She looked up the script, she altered the dialogue. I mean, pretty impressive waste of time.

[MARELLA REDEK]

Anyway, you came to this book so you could sing along to Six badly, with KOTLC-themed lyrics.

[FITZ VACKER]

That's great for you... but we actually have a purpose here.

[LINH SONG]

Yeah, a serious Sophie-centered score to settle.