Ask&Dare #6 + #7

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Me: Hey guys, I'm back! *Slams the door*

Singapore: MHHHMHMMM!! *Got tied up with a rope and a cloth in his mouth by Malay*

Malaysia: There, much better.

Me: So, did you guys miss me?

Vietnam: Nobody cares about your presence.

Me: Akh! O-okay... ;-;

Philippines: Author-chan! Where have you been?? *Smiles*

Me: Oh, me? I actually spend my time reading Assassination Classroom/Ansatsu Kyoushitsu fanfics... ahaha...

Indonesia: Oh, that anime where the the students have to assassinate their octopus teacher so the world will not explode?

Me: Well, yeah... I've been addicted reading that and I have a new ship there... -w-

Brunei: It's better be an appropriate ship... I'm watching you... *Glares at me*

Me: Ahahaha... yeah... *Literally panicking inside* 'Does shipping a trap with a boy is appropriate?' *Thoughts*

Myanmar: Is there a dare again?

Thailand: Is it about romance~?

Cambodia: Is it a dare about how to make Thai shut up for 24 hours?

Thailand: Hey! *Glares to Cam*

ASEAN: YALL SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO HER!!

Everyone except me: *Look at me*

Me: Okay... before we're doing the dares, I'll be promoting my newest book first here ^^

Me: If you guys are a fan of 'Assassination Classroom' and 'Toilet bound Hanako-kun', I suggest you guys to read this

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Me: If you guys are a fan of 'Assassination Classroom' and 'Toilet bound Hanako-kun', I suggest you guys to read this. It means a lot if you read it. Now, let's start the dares!

Indonesia: Wait, dares?

Me: Yup, we'll be doing two dares today!!

Everyone except Phil: *Groans*

Phil: Yay!

Me: Here are the dares!!

Me: Here are the dares!!

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Me: Two of these dares are from @XxhannabananaxX and Giftsyyyyyy !Thanks for the dares!

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Me: Two of these dares are from @XxhannabananaxX and Giftsyyyyyy !
Thanks for the dares!

Me: The first dare is from  @XxhannabananaxX . Okay, actually, there's someone who has the similar dare as the first one and it has already been done on 'Ask&Dare #4'. You can check it out there for answers. Let's get to the second dare!

Thailand: Heh, I love this dare already. *Smirks*

Me: Then, why don't you start!

Thailand: Kay... *Glances to Indo* hey, Indo!

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DISCLAIMER!
(This dare might be rough and rude so please don't take it seriously)
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Indonesia: Hm? *Eating Indomie*

Thailand: Your Indomie sucks! And you call your self independent even tho you can't control your citizens from making corruption!

Indonesia: Ugh, rude! >:(

Thailand: Malaysia! Your just an imitation of America and your culture belongs to Indo!

Malaysia: Why in the hay are you comparing me with that crazy American guy! And... me and Indo share the same culture!

Indonesia: Psh... yeah right...!

Malaysia: What did you say?! *Glances at Indo*

Thailand: Phil! Stop acting cute and innocent! Your harems are all fake!

Philippines: E-Eh... but... but... *Teary eyes*

Thailand: Singa! Your country is small and that's what makes you small!

Singapore: *Eyes twitching*

Thailand: Brunei! F(BLEEP!) off! You're not holy!

Brunei: *Gasp!* HOW DARE YOUU!! *Brings out holy water*

Thailand: Cam! You're not famous at all!

Cambodia: W-What?! No, I'm famous and fabulous!

Thailand: Myan! Accept the fact you're Nyan-cat!

Myanmar: I'm not Nyan-cat!

Thailand: Laos! You're forever lonely!

Laos: *Eyes widened*

Thailand: Papa ASEAN! You're younger than us but you look like a grandpa yourself! Yet, you're still single!

ASEAN: OH WHY DONT YOU—

Me: *Hits ASEAN's head with a baseball bat* he'll be fine.

Thailand: And lastly... Viet...! *Glances at Viet*

Vietnam: *Looks back at Thai*

Thailand: *Moves closer to Viet* I hate you!

Vietnam: So?

Thailand: Eh?! 'Why isn't it working?!' *Thoughts* I hate your cat!

Vietnam: I don't have a cat.

Thailand: T-then, I hate your least favorite brother!

Vietnam: Wow, thanks. Surprisingly, you're my least favorite brother.

Thailand: W-what?!

Everyone except ThaiViet: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Thailand: *In the corner, sulking*

Vietnam: *Has a cool sunglasses on his face*

Me: Well... I guess that's it... see you guys next time!

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