THERE IS A REASON WHY THE CHAPTER IS OUT SUPER EARLY THIS SUNDAY!! READ THE END NOTE!! 😗👉🏻👈🏻
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St. Van:
Listen here, Jacob!
Jacob:
CAN I NOT GET FIVE MINUTES PEACE?!
୧( ಠ Д ಠ )୨
St. Van:
No... I want to talk to you about something!
Jacob:
*chokes on ice cream*
St. Van:
It's nothing serious, don't worry!
St. Van:
Are... Are you okay..?
Jacob:
You could have said something before I choked on my cold cream!!
St. Van:
What the... what is "Cold Cream"?!
Jacob:
Ice cream! ლ('ڡ'ლ)
St. Van:
What have I brought up..?
St. Van:
Never mind... I want to ask you when the world ended
Jacob:
How should I know? I live under a rock...
St. Van:
Right... well people say that the world ended in 2012 and everything around us is a dream. When we die in our dreams, we are reborn!
Jacob:
Nothing serious, my ass!
St. Van:
It's not, I'm trying to feed you with knowledge!
Jacob:
I'm sorry, none of this vocabulary fits into my dictionary...
St. Van:
Why do I even try?! ( 一_一)
Jacob:
You try too hard ☆(ゝω·)v
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Hey there..!
Now, I know you're wondering why I'm posting this REALLY early...
So, I'm unable to post later because I'm going on holiday and by the time I get there I will be asleep.
It's an evening flight (19:45pm) but I'm out for the whole day anyway so there no way for me to update..!
(Basically I land in Lyon at 21:00 roughly)
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(and then to where I'm staying, it's a three hour drive 🚗)
(Tʖ̯T)
I'm going to France..! If anyone was interested 🤗 (I mean Lyon is in France...)
BUT... I have sad news...
We have a 'No Device' rule.
Meaning we aren't allowed any kind of tech at the time.
BUT... I WILL BE UPDATING THE BOOK IN SECRET 🙈🙊🙉
(I'll simply go into the bathroom and update the chapter 😂)
Don't panic..! You will be your weekly dose of cRaCk!! I would never forget. (I probably would...)
Overall there will be about 2 late / early chapters because I'm staying for two week..!
(EVERYTHING IN THIS BOOK IS BASED ON CONSPIRACY THEORIES - THEY MAY NOT BE ACCURATE) - Well, most things. You'll know when you read it)
Don't hate me...
~ ⛄ (Das me..!) ❄💙
(I've also just realised I have nearly 100 parts pre-written... Y'all lucky! That's about two years worth of cRaCk)
YOU ARE READING
VAV cRaCk Chat ㋛
FanfictionSt. Van: I think VAV are... 50% Looks 50% talent 100% oN cRaCk Jacob: But... bro, that doesn't add up to 100%. It's not scientifically correct! St. Van: I know, that's why it's there. Fuck yOu science!! ✈︎✈︎✈︎✈︎✈︎✈︎✈︎✈︎✈︎✈︎✈︎✈︎✈︎✈︎✈︎✈︎✈︎✈︎✈︎✈︎✈︎✈︎...
