*VAV driving back from a night out*
Ace:
Uhh... there's a load of lights on the dashboard..?Lou:
Yeahhhh... I don't think they're a good sign...BaRon:
What kind of lights are they?Ace:
There a engine looking one and a big red exclamation mark!St. Van:
OMG CALL THE AAAyno:
No, call the RAC.Lou:
Isn't that just CAR backwards..?BaRon:
Yes.Ziu:
THE CARS GONNA BLOW UP!!Ace:
It's fine, I've call Green Flag!!St. Van:
Why Green Flag? The AA is better!Lou:
They rip people off!!Ayno:
Precisely-Ziu:
Can we pull over? I don't wanna die todayAce:
Right fine, only because the car is BLEEPING at me!!Jacob:
ITS SO FUCKING HOT!!St. Van:
Then get out the car, stand with Lou and Cash 🐕Lou:
Ew no- Don't make him stand with me, Cash and I are bonding...Ayno:
Du du du du du du du... MY PACE......... hajima!!Ziu:
Are you listening to "My Pace" by Stray Kids?Ayno:
YaaaaSt. Van:
How long will we be stranded for?Ace:
Cash is tryna eat mah hand!! 😔Lou:
I need to pee!!BaRon:
There's bushes here for a reason...Jacob:
No, BaRon, stop it.Ziu:
Can I take a walk..?St. Van:
Where?Ziu:
Around in the wood bit...!St. Van:
Don't stray too far though!Ziu:
YAY!! 😁Lou:
Take Cash with you, she might want to go to the toilet.Ziu:
Okay!Ayno:
When is Green Flag gonna get here?!Jacob:
Guys, I think we've lost Ziu. I can't find him.St. Van:
I told him not to stray away!Ace:
I'll go find him.Lou:
NO!! We can't lose you, you drove us and you have to drive us back!!Ace:
I can't drive though... I was sitting on St. Van's lap while he was driving...Lou:
THATS NOT FUCKING SAFE!!!BaRon:
I think it's about time I said something.Ziu:
I'm lost... 👉🏻👈🏻St. Van:
OH, FOR FUCK SAKE ZIU!! I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU, DUMB ASSHOLE!!Ayno:
I think he's mad...Lou:
How can you tell..?Jacob:
If he was a cartoon character, you'd see smoke coming out of his ears!!Ziu:
I'm sorry!! I saw a stray dog and I followed it, i eventually found the owner but I don't know my way back...Ace:
Aww, how nice of you!Ace:
I bet the owners were very happy!!Lou:
I bet Ziu spoke Korean to them and confused the shit outta them.Ziu:
How did you know..?St. Van:
Call me and I'll find you, STAY WHERE YOU ARE!!Ziu:
Ok!! 😬Lou:
OMG YOU HAVE CASH WITH YOU!!Ayno:
NO DONT LOSE CASH PLSZiu:
She's still with me, don't worry...St. Van:
Is that you Ziu?Ziu:
I'm jumping up and down,St. Van:
I FOUND YOU!Ace:
GREEN FLAG IS HERE!!Jacob:
Come back guys, they're getting us taxis!St. Van:
We can't take Cash in the taxis, can we?Lou:
I'll take her, just hope the driver likes dogs 🐕BaRon:
SKRRT SKRRT!!Ayno:
Bruh...
••••••••Fun Fact: I based this chapter off of true events that happened to me a few days after my birthday 🥳
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