VAV cRaCk Chat ㋛

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*VAV driving back from a night out*

Ace:
Uhh... there's a load of lights on the dashboard..?

Lou:
Yeahhhh... I don't think they're a good sign...

BaRon:
What kind of lights are they?

Ace:
There a engine looking one and a big red exclamation mark!

St. Van:
OMG CALL THE AA

Ayno:
No, call the RAC.

Lou:
Isn't that just CAR backwards..?

BaRon:
Yes.

Ziu:
THE CARS GONNA BLOW UP!!

Ace:
It's fine, I've call Green Flag!!

St. Van:
Why Green Flag? The AA is better!

Lou:
They rip people off!!

Ayno:
Precisely-

Ziu:
Can we pull over? I don't wanna die today

Ace:
Right fine, only because the car is BLEEPING at me!!

Jacob:
ITS SO FUCKING HOT!!

St. Van:
Then get out the car, stand with Lou and Cash 🐕

Lou:
Ew no- Don't make him stand with me, Cash and I are bonding...

Ayno:
Du du du du du du du... MY PACE......... hajima!!

Ziu:
Are you listening to "My Pace" by Stray Kids?

Ayno:
Yaaaa

St. Van:
How long will we be stranded for?

Ace:
Cash is tryna eat mah hand!! 😔

Lou:
I need to pee!!

BaRon:
There's bushes here for a reason...

Jacob:
No, BaRon, stop it.

Ziu:
Can I take a walk..?

St. Van:
Where?

Ziu:
Around in the wood bit...!

St. Van:
Don't stray too far though!

Ziu:
YAY!! 😁

Lou:
Take Cash with you, she might want to go to the toilet.

Ziu:
Okay!

Ayno:
When is Green Flag gonna get here?!

Jacob:
Guys, I think we've lost Ziu. I can't find him.

St. Van:
I told him not to stray away!

Ace:
I'll go find him.

Lou:
NO!! We can't lose you, you drove us and you have to drive us back!!

Ace:
I can't drive though... I was sitting on St. Van's lap while he was driving...

Lou:
THATS NOT FUCKING SAFE!!!

BaRon:
I think it's about time I said something.

Ziu:
I'm lost... 👉🏻👈🏻

St. Van:
OH, FOR FUCK SAKE ZIU!! I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU, DUMB ASSHOLE!!

Ayno:
I think he's mad...

Lou:
How can you tell..?

Jacob:
If he was a cartoon character, you'd see smoke coming out of his ears!!

Ziu:
I'm sorry!! I saw a stray dog and I followed it, i eventually found the owner but I don't know my way back...

Ace:
Aww, how nice of you!

Ace:
I bet the owners were very happy!!

Lou:
I bet Ziu spoke Korean to them and confused the shit outta them.

Ziu:
How did you know..?

St. Van:
Call me and I'll find you, STAY WHERE YOU ARE!!

Ziu:
Ok!! 😬

Lou:
OMG YOU HAVE CASH WITH YOU!!

Ayno:
NO DONT LOSE CASH PLS

Ziu:
She's still with me, don't worry...

St. Van:
Is that you Ziu?

Ziu:
I'm jumping up and down,

St. Van:
I FOUND YOU!

Ace:
GREEN FLAG IS HERE!!

Jacob:
Come back guys, they're getting us taxis!

St. Van:
We can't take Cash in the taxis, can we?

Lou:
I'll take her, just hope the driver likes dogs 🐕

BaRon:
SKRRT SKRRT!!

Ayno:
Bruh...
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Fun Fact: I based this chapter off of true events that happened to me a few days after my birthday 🥳

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yes yes... hello im alive, sorry for the extreme inactivity. i've just gotten over covid for the second time :/

hope you're all being safe, and responsible...

i'll see you in, like... four weeks? 😮‍💨