St. Van:
What is this..? Why do you have Ziu's wallet?
Jacob:
Because we want to know what it's like to be that guy, Donald Trump...
Ziu:
What?! I ain't no Donald Trump!! Gimme my wallet you assholes!!!
*Siri on Jacob's phone*
Siri:
Would you like to set "Donald Trump" as your new nickname..?
Jacob:
What? No!
Ziu:
Yes
Siri:
Ok! From now on, I'll call you Donald Trump
Jacob:
Siri, you fucking dick! I said NO!!
Ziu:
Ahahaha
Siri:
I don't know what you mean by "Siri, you fucking thick! I shade Lou (ㄹ우) " if you like, I could do a web search?
Jacob:
Hey Siri, go away!
Siri:
Ok
Jacob:
Finally... •+•
BaRon:
You know what...?
Lou:
Huh?
*BaRon grabs the random tomato from the floor and throws it at the oncoming traffic*
BaRon:
FUCK YOU TRUMP!!
••••••••••••••••
Well... I live in a remote island called United Kingdom, and I'm in the shit part called England. Honestly, it's filled with assholes and roadmen and chavs.
So... Fuck you Borris Johnson 🖕🙄🖕
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