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                      Lou removed St. Van

ACE:
Why'd you remove him?

Lou:
Because we need to work out what St. Van had ordered to become so protective over it!!!

Ayno:
Huh??

Jacob:
Enlighten me...

Lou:
So, Ziu has a package that was addressed to St. Van and we were all trying to guess what was inside it. We all said stuff like a new shirt, or something for Cash... but Baron said it could have been sex toys. All of us got really flustered at the thought of it-!

Lou:
However when we were about to open it, St. Van ran up to us and snatched the package out of Ziu's hands and his face was red (like this: 😡) so we sneakily watched him and he was talking to the girl next door and then he CLIMBED OVER THE FENCE!!!

Ayno:
Wow...

Jacob:
He did WHAT?!

Ziu:
Yeah...

Lou:
So we're all gonna investigate, you guys in..?

Ayno:
Yep

Jacob:
Yea BOIII

Ziu:
Yesss

Baron:
Yes, because I want to see the toys myself. They aren't good unless I've tried them!!

ACE:
Uhh... yeah, no!

ACE:
I'll investigate with y'all 😂

Lou:
Right! Let's goooooo

Ziu:
So, I'll tell you about the messages...

Ziu:
Baron, for some reason, wanted a rifle. So being the fucking idiot he was he ordered one. He thought the package was for him so he grabbed it-

Ayno:
Baron why do you need bullets for a fucking rifle..?

Baron:
I ordered off of EBay!! 😁

Ziu:
You're an idiot

Ziu:
After that, we were discussing the package and who it could've belonged to.

Lou:
So you see, St. Van was VERY protective over this package. He's never like that!! Normally, we can open his packages ourselves...

Ayno:
Hmm... Ziu, you have more to tell us, right..?

Ziu:
Yep!!

Jacob:
This is getting interesting!!

Ziu:
Lou was being a perv andddd.... that's basically it- (he said St. Van was giving the girl next door ;0 )

Jacob:
LOU!! I though you were the mature one...

Lou:
I am! What do you mea-! Oh... 😅

Ayno:
Disappointing 😓

Ziu:
RIGHT!!

ACE:
Now we have this all sorted out... Kinda-!

ACE:
I'd like to add someone!!

ACE added The Author

Ayno:
Ah, she knows what to do! They write this shit!! 😁

The Author:
Yes, I do know what to do!! And... I don't think it's that shit..! 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

ACE:
Then help!! You know what was in the package don't you?!

Baron:
Of course they knows!!

The Author:
I know what was in the package, and I know what y'all are doing!

Jacob:
Hehe 😉

Jacob:
I'm eating ramen now actually

Ziu:
Why are you eating ramen at like 02:00 in the morning..?

Jacob:
Because why the fuck not?!

The Author:
He's got a good point... I'm eating spaghetti hoops on toast!! And it's like... 02:38am 🤣🤣

Baron:
I'm their bias so they loves me the most!! 😏

Baron:
I'm just ADORABLE!!

The Author:
I'm not so sure anymore... I mean yes, you're my bias, Baron. But then there's Jacob..!

Jacob:
Hell yeah! They're all mine! 😜

Jacob:
I'm sexy and cute at the same time! God was like: why have sexy or cute when you can have both?!

Lou:
Y'all know they've been having a "moment" over me..!

Lou:
I posted a pic recently on Instagram and they liked it, commented saying I'm so cute and they TOOK A FUCKING SCREENSHOT OF ME!! 😁😁

Baron:
What about me..? 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

Baron:
I'm cute too, right..? ☹️🥺

The Author:
Baron... you're fucking adorable and I love you so much but... Jacob is just-! 😯

ACE:
Oh-! So Lou, Anyo and I aren't you're favourites?! What about Ziu?

Lou:
What about St. Van?!

Jacob:
Leave them alone, if they loves me... personally I don't blame them, that's fine because they can love who they wants...

The Author:
Wait-! How the fuck do you have my phone number?! I-

ACE:
Tell us what is in the package or I'll give your number to the world!!

Jacob:
That's bribery!!

Baron:
Don't listen!! Jacob and I will always protect you... 😙💕

The Author:
Ok fine! It was just a Kindle. Y'know, the Ebook things... 😅

Baron:
Are you lying..?

Jacob:
Don't lie!!

The Author:
Ok and on that note I'm gonna leave and end this chapter!!

Jacob:
Aww...noooo!! 😭😭

Baron:
Bye..... 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

The Author left

Baron:
😭😭😭

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Yes, I ended the chapter there so I could have 666 words 😂

And....... Yes, I'm stuck on a bias right now and I don't know who to choose...

Baron or Jacob or St.Van or Lou... OR AYNO OR ZIU?! - help!!

ALSO: On Monday, should I post the first chapter of my new book? 🤟🏻😛

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