WHEN LOVE ARRIVES [KEANU REEVES]

nine ⋆ blind dates

❝going on a blind date is a great way to reassure yourself that dying alone isn't so bad.❞
─unknown

skeeter
ugh i
wanna cry 

and crawl into a hole
with lots of snicker bars
and fluffy blankets and
 just hibernate

and maybe jump
off a cliff

keanu
i hope you don't
jump off a cliff 

skeeter
keanu??

keanu
yep that's
my name 

don't wear
it out 

skeeter
whoopsie 

i meant to text
charlie sorry 

keanu
it's okay 😌

why do you
want to jump
off a cliff?

skeeter
oh that 

it was a bad,
bad, BAAAAD
date 

keanu
oh 

you know
what solves
that?

skeeter

keanu
ice cream is
good comfort
food!

skeeter
i know 😌 that's why
my freezer is always
full of them 

actually i don't have a
lot of food in the fridge
and my apartment is mostly
filled out chinese and pizza
take-out boxes 

keanu
you know for a
doctor you're
pretty unhealthy 

skeeter
and for an actor you're
pretty not so full
 of yourself 

you're actually
really humble

keanu
anyway

skeeter
i can just imagine
you squirming 

keanu 
i broke my ankle in
another motorcycle
accident a few years ago 

skeeter
does keanu reeves hate
 being complimented?

keanu
i had to use crutches
for a few weeks 

skeeter
he does!! 

keanu 
i think that's why i
limp a little until today 

skeeter
keanu, you're so tall and
handsome and kind and you
have beautiful brown eyes