WHEN LOVE ARRIVES [KEANU REEVES]

thirteen ⋆ kisses

❝the ice inside me melts. suddenly, i'm burning up and terrified, scared i'll be too weak to resist. scratch that - i'm petrified i've already given in. ❞
──amanda bouchet, a promise of fire

skeeter
hey charlie what do you know about french

charlie
they are extremely the most sensual and sassy people you'll ever meet

there's no in-between, my friend 

skeeter
oh

i meant the language 

do you understand french?

charlie
nope!

why the sudden interest in the french language? 

are you trying to impress someone 🤔

skeeter
yeah right as if they wouldn't be blown away by my amazing personality 🙄

charlie
and your humility 

skeeter
and my ass 🍑

charlie
you do have a good ass 

a little flabby in some areas but good nonetheless 

skeeter
my ass is a toned ass 

charlie
nah alec and i have evaluated it and you could use some squats honey

skeeter
you and alec check out my ass?

charlie
isn't that why you put up with us?

skeeter
true 

charlie
alec bought a shit ton of kisses yesterday 😋 do you want some?

skeeter
i didn't kiss anyone !!

charlie
what

skeeter
what

charlie
i was asking if you wanted some kisses

you know, the chocolates shaped like poop

skeeter
oh 

yes please 

the vending machine ran out of snicker bars 

charlie
skeeter, did you kiss someone?

skeeter
and the potato chips still taste like wall

but they've added sour cream so i'm going to have to try that

charlie
skEETER, WHO DID YOU KISS??

please don't tell me it was that plastic surgeon

skeeter
ugh god no 

charlie
wELL THEN WHOOOOOO?

skeeter
well we didn't kiss but we almost did so you're not really asking the right questions here 

charlie
wELL

WHO DID YOU ALMOST KISS? 

skeeter
oh you know