Just Being A Silly Girl Like Always

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Kayriss7: *drinking an invincible glass of milk*

Me: Babe, what are you doing?

Kayriss7: Drinking a glass of milk.

Me: I don't see no glass of milk.

Kayriss7: It's invincible!

Me: I see. *makes the cuckoo gesture and hold a sign that says: Silly, isn't she?

Kayriss7: *singing Carry On My Wayward Son off key*

Me: Babe, relax!

Kayriss7: *imitating the South Carolina men* Got ya cornbread, ma! Yes, sir! Yes, sir! Yes, sir!

Jack: *freaks out* No!! She's from Carolina!!! Call the mental institution people, Will! She's one of them!

Me: Jack, she's just being silly! She's not from South Carolina! She's from Louisiana!

Kayriss7: *still imitating the South Carolina men* Come with me to South Carolina, na! I take you to Columbia! Come with me to South Carolina, and meet my folks!

Me: *sighs*


This story was written on Tuesday, April 28th, 2020.

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