Irwin: *watching South Park on Comedy Central and Cartman is cussing at Kyle*
Mother: Are you watching South Park, Irwin?
Irwin: No! *quickly changes the channel to ESPN*
Mother: I know, when you're lying. I don't want you watching South Park. Too much profanity. Nothing but toilet humor.
Irwin: It's a funny show, Mom!
Mother: If I catch you watching South Park again, you're grounded. Understand?
Irwin: Yes.
Mother: Good. Watch this Nascar race, instead.
Irwin: Fine.
This story was written on Friday, May 1st, 2020.
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