Drunk Texts

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Calum:
C: BABBBBBEEEE, I GOT SCRATCH
Y: Are you drunk?
C: kINDA
Y: What happened?
C: I FOWND a CAT AND IT LOKEDD LiKE micheall So I TRYED 2 ZCUDDLeD IT BUT IT SCRATCHED MEY

Michael:
M: cAN I tell u a secert??,! 1
Y:Okay..
M:I sAw sum1 2day.....butt dont t3ll (Y/N) she mite get cray cray and j3lly
Y: MICHAEL, TELL ME WHO IT IS!
M: bruhhh tak e a chill pill. its...I think its name is asshton??? haha I forg3t all da time. ;)
Y: oh god

Ashton:
A: what what did what did the osion say 2 da osion?
Y: It's ocean not osion.. Are you drunk?
A: m4yB3
Y: REALLY? Again?
A:  wat d0 u meen?

Luke:
L: hALP!! MICHELLE IS CHASSING ME WID PITSA!
Y: *Pizza and who's Michelle?
L: you no.., michelle clifford tha 1 in my band?
Y: Tell Ashton to take you home
L: but I have girlfriend
Y: LUKE TELL ASHTON NOW

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