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PRIVATE CHAT

Me: PIKACHUUUUUUUU

Pikapikabitch: yes my meme kween

Me: U DUCKED UP
*FUCKED

Pikapikabitch: 😲😲😲

Pikapikabitch: HOW SO BBY!!

Me: so like me and green bean are walking into the classroom room right

Me: when we go to the classroom I see that baby shark has a plastic bag

Me: so I asked him wtf was that, he said that he had forgot his lunch and grabbed something random

Me: he opens the bag and we see...

5min later

Pikapikabitch: (N/N) COME ON

Pikapikabitch: sToP lEaVeInG mE iN sUspEnse 😢😢

Me: sorry I was hungry

Me: so we saw that bby shark had a MF PINEAPPLE

Me: he just said oh and then asked like a wanted some like the bby cinnamon roll that he is and that he just needs a knife to cut it up

Pikapikabitch: am I a cinnamon roll??😀😀

Me: yes, yes u are that reminds me to change everyones name

(N/N) HAS CHANGED PIKAPIKABITCH TO PIKAPIKABBY

Me: I'll do everyone else's later

Me: ANYWAYS

Me: Bby shark goes on about how it's his fave fruit and how manly it is and how it's a determined fighter

Me: then Senor boom boom came in and yelled WRONG

Me: he then said you are stripping the pineapple armor and it's not winning if the pineapple doesn't do it best

PikapikaBBY: speaking of strip😈😈

Me: no

PikapikaBBY: fine worth a shot

Me: any how

Me: FUCKING AP TRYS TO SHUB THE ENTIRE PINEAPPLE IN HIS MOUTH

Me: ALMOST EVERYONE IN THE CLASS STARTED CHANTING EAT EAT EAT

Me: SANIC STARTS KARATE CHOPPING THE PINEAPPLE THAT IN HIS MOUTH

Me: THEN DADIZAWA COMES IN AND SAID NOT TODAY SATAN

Pikapikabby: AND U DIDN'T RECORD IT THAT NOT VERY CASH MONEY OF U

Me:

Me: OF COURSE I DID

Me: WHAT DO U THINK I AM, A ROACH??

PikapikaBby: THE ONE DAY I MISS SKOOL

Pikapikabby: AND SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS

Pikapikabby: FHGFIFDYHSJV

Me: anyway I gtg bai pikabby

Pikapikabby: N/N WAIT I--

N/N HAS LEFT THE CHAT

Pikapikabby: GOSH DARN IT I WAS GOING TO ASK WHAT HAPPENED AFTER

N/N HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

Me: AP went to the hospital

Me: for lunch me and kiri shared my food

Pikapikabby: lucky
Message deleted

Me: what??

Pikapikabby: NOTHING

Me: then after school I went to the hospital and scolded the shit out of AP and then AP was discharged and we left

Me: and now good bai meme king😀

Pikapikabby: bai my meme kween

N/N HAS LEFT THE CHAT

PIKAPIKABBY HAS LEFT THE CHAT

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