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Free food

CLASS 1-A CRACKHEADS

Me: i fucken give up

WIFEYBby: what wrong wifey

Me: wifey😭

Me: PIKACHU IS STUPIAD

Bbymight: what happened😓

Me: i was at pikachu's house

BbyPOM: DOING WHAT???

Me: nothing chill dad

Me: anyways

Me: pikachu was driving me home

SANICDAD: N/N YOU ARENT OLD ENOUGH TO DRIVE

Me: thats why i made pika drive

Me: if the popo comes im not in trouble😆

Me: i dont need cops chaseing me again

MOMMAMOMO: WHAT DO U MEAN AGAIN?!

Me: story for another time

Me: while pika was driveing he said he need to go to the store

Me: So we stoped at a plaza and before pika could get out of the car some rando knocked on the window

ELSABby: did the rando look dangerous?

Me: Nah he actally looked like a sweet grandpa

Me: pika opened the window and then the dude said "did you young people ordered food?"

Me: i was about to say no then pika said "yes, thanks"

Me: then we drove off

Me: in the middle of driveing i asked "did you order the food"

Me: i was confused cuz i was with him most of the time

Me: THEN THE DUMBASS SAID "nope"

Me: then i said "Dude what the fuck!"

Me: then he said "but its free"

Me: i was like "true"

KIRBYBby: wait you were going to eat the food?!

Me: would you pass up free food!

KIRBYBby: ...

Me: That what i thought

Me: i opened the bag that had the food in it and

Me: THERE WAS A BRAND NEW PHONE IN IT

Bbymight: WAIT THE GRANDPA'S PHONE?!

Me: YEA THE GRANDPA'S PHONE