chatfic (MHA X F!reader)

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CLASS 1-A CRACKHEADS

KERMITBby: Why did Bakugo, Todoroki, and Midoriya have injurys, ribbit??

MANLYBby: I can summon n/n to tell us

SpidermanBby: No u cant

MANLYBby: Yes i can

PikapikaBby: How??

MANLYBby: Fuck

WIFEYBby: 😲😲

N/N HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

Me: WHOM THE FUCKTH MADE KIRI CURSE

SpidermanBby: HOLY SHIT IT ACTUALLY WORKED

MANLYBby: N/n why were 3 of your bbys hurt

PikapikaBby: ima call CPS

Me: U want me to spill the tea

KIRBYBby: Yes, please😇

Me: Ok, since us 5 live togeather

Me: we had to buy food cuz we ran out, so we went to the mall since it has a gorcery store

Me: When we got out, Eri saw the Disneystore

SpidermanBby: Bish arent u guys banned

Me: Nah, that was Disneyland

Me: when we in the disney store, some random ass kid took Eri's stuffie that we were going to get her

PikapikaBby: the bish went yoink

KERMITBby: What was the stuffie, kero?

Me: it was an olaf plush

KIRBYBby: Awww thats so cute❤

Me: it was..

Me: Damn, i should have takin a pic

Me: anyways

Me: Pompom was teaching Eri self-defence before we left

Me: So instead of telling me to get her another one

Me: SHE DEADASS SLAPED THE KID

Me: IT WAS LOUD TOO

Me: I SWEAR TO JAH, AP WAS LIKE A PROUD FATHER AT THAT MOMET

MOMMAMOMO: Did u try and apollogise?

Me: ME AND BEAN WERE TRING TO GET ERI TO SAY SORRY TO KID, BUT--

KERMITBby: but what, kero?

Me: the little wuss ran to his dad

SANICDAD: How did the dad look like?

Me: Tall, musuler, and scary

Me: He walked up to me, and said "can i have a word with you?", in a deep scary voice

Me: keep in mind, that theres windows, so u can see outside the store

Me: So me and the dude we're argueing because it was his kids fault

Me: I KID U NOT, THAT BISH WAS ABOUT TO SLAP ME

PikapikaBby: HE WAS BOUT TO ATTACK THE QUEEN?!?

Me: YES HE WAS, BBY

Me: i think my face was bout to be half pancake,but then the boys came to us

Me: Green bean stopped his hand from smacking me, and after a little bit of chitchat, they started fighting again

SANICDAD: What were u doing during this?😓

Me: I was with the kids, and i got Eri to apollogise, told her not to do that, and got them both a olaf plush

Me: People around us recorded, chanting, or trying to call the mall popo

KIRBYBby: What were they chanting?🤔

Me: ya'know the regular shit

Me: Beat his ass, worldstar, and other shit

MusicBby: What happened after?

Me: We got taken by the mall popo

WIFEYBby: What did they do?

Me: Looked at the footage, and asked me if i wanted to press charges

SANICDAD: Did you?

Me: Nah

MOMMAMOMO: Why?

Me: Cuz didnt feel like it

SANICDAD: You did cause, you realized you would get no money from it, right?😑

Me: Bingo

Me: I gotta save up for events

KIRBYBby: Like what?🤔

Me: I got something in mind😆