*smacks ass*

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Roomies

ELSABby: How come N/n wont let me come to her room?😑

Bbymight: She's only letting the pets and Eri go in😢

BbyPOM: I tried calling the dumbass but, the dipshit didnt respone

Bbymight: FUCK

N/N HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

Me: Curse 1 more damn time and i will--

Bbymight: How come u wont let us go to ur room😭😭

Me: idk ask bakahoe

BbyPOM: WTH DID I DO?

Me: U KNOW WHAT U DID, SIR

Bbymight: They fight likea married couple,😓

ELSABby: Yeah...

BbyPOM: 😡😡😡😡

Me: 😡😡😡

BbyPOM: If u were my wife, i'd put posion in ur coffee😆

Me: If u were my hubby i'd drink it😆

Bbymight: N/n tell us, plz😢

Me: Fine, but dont kill him

ELSABby: Ok?

Me: So, me and bolt were aurgeing

Bbymight: about what?

Me: 🍑or 🍒..

ELSABby: What?

Me: Ass or tittes!😣

Me: So i asked alexa, and..

Bbymight: and?

Me: Alexa said that she didnt have a prefence

ELSABby: What did bakugo do then?

Me: HE FUCKIN SAID "Its ass" THEN SMACKS MY ASS

BbyPOM: ITS KARMA FOR SMACKING ME IN THE ASS

Me: THAT WAS 3 WEEKS AGO

Bbymight: ...

ELSABby: Bakugo could you please meet me and midoriya in the backyard☺

BbyPOM: WHAT, YOU WANNA FIGHT ME, DEKU AND ICYHOT, LETS GO

Me: Todo, baku, Zuzu, no

Bbymight: Why?

Me: 1. Big mess i dont want to clean
And
2. Dont want blood on my carpet + have to help with injurys

ELSABby: Fine...

Bbymight:  Fine...

BbyPOM: .....

Me: kitkat...

BbyPOM: Tch, Fine...

Me: Good, now both of you get inside

Me: I made dinner, its (f/f)

Bbymight: How did you---

Me: Yall were takeing long, and me and Eri were hungry

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