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10.55am, my bedroom
Dear Mister ROYAL HAMPTON,
I, AM A WHITE WOMAN, LIVING IN AMERICA -
Okay, there's literally no point in White Chicks references if nobody is gonna read this but me.
So uh,, ig I started writing this bc I have a lot of feelings lately and I kinda need a place to dump all of it? If ur reading this, u probably have my phone so UNHAND IT AT ONCE IM CALLING OBAMA THIS IS UR FINAL WARNING 😤😤😤
Anyway, god, where do I start. Do I have to like, introduce myself to my own diary? Alright, here goes. I'm Kit, my full name is Kaitlynn DeLuna, I'm 22, I'm a camgirl and I never fucking learned how to read 👌🏼 I have a brother named Ares, who I LOVE, but he's never around, and a mom named Tilde, who I LOVE, but she was ALWAYS around. So that's why I decided to move out, pack up and head off for the big city, where I took the first room I found on Craigslist! The rent is cheap and my housemate Ed is always at work, so for the most part I get the place to myself.
OKAY hmm what else? Wtf do ppl write about in their diaries? Isn't this just like,, twitter, but longer and u get ZERO followers? Lame. I guess I'll write about what I'm doing.
So currently I'm sprawled out in bed. I'm up before noon today, which is a big win for me! I've been kinda down lately since my sugar daddy started ghosting me a few weeks ago. We were like, exclusive or whatever? I was really into him, but he's been ignoring my texts and comments and my Insta followers told me I had to move on, so here I am. Moving on. In bed. Cryin my mcfuckin eyes out fam lmaooo!!!
It's not all bad. Memes (bestie) let me stay with her for a few days while I got my shit together, and I only just got home yesterday. "Home" being a pretty loose description of the grubby, cramped apartment I share with Ed. Tbh I've never been so far away from home in my life. I kinda miss my mom, I miss her blaring ABBA every morning while she wheels around the garden watering her plants. It's why I bought some succulents to put on my windowsill, so I can imagine we're watering our gardens at the same time, together 😊
Okay, where was I? Right, the sugar daddy. So Mimie, the beautiful, generous, well intentioned idiot that she is, decided to set me up with one of her friends while I was staying with her. Imagine that? I was just laying on the couch, minding my own business, eating Dorito crumbs out of my cleavage, and this big ass dude just comes walking in and introduces himself as Onyx Star. I mean, he was super hot. Looked straight out of the cover of a romance novel. He had these broad shoulders and long dark hair, looked like his name could be Fabio fam 👌🏼🥵 I thought he might have been like, a CEO or something. CEO of 🅱️ussy amirite 😏😏😏
AAANYWAY, dude walks in, sweeps me off my feet and takes me out on a day trip to Canterlot. Did I say I'd never been so far away from home? Now I'd strayed even further! Shit was breathtaking! I swear I
11.24am
Lmao whoops my Uber Eats order arrived midsentence ITS BURRITO TIME BOYES GOODBYE
PS - ED IF UR READING THIS GET OFF MY PHONE RN
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*Mimie and Onyx belong to @mimieponi aka @thequeenofcrystalline on Insta!*
