Oooommmggg okay so I texted Onyx and I CALLED HIM FABIO AND HES GONNA THINK I'M A FREAK
Am I wrong tho:
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Omfg I am fr freaking out rn waiting for him to reply so I'm just gonna type to keep myself busy. Right. Okay. So he took me out to Canterlot last week, and he was such a gentleman! I mean, the city was beautiful, and he bought me lunch at this luxurious French restaurant and then took me for ice cream and then he showed me around the city and I saw the Palace and that evening we had dinner and it rained so he put his coat over me and he's just the best 😊😊
I know you'd think I was used to this kinda treatment, having been someone's sugar baby before and all. And I'm not gonna lie and say he didn't treat me well, he did. But Onyx was so kind and gentle, and he's so mysterious and like,, kinda guarded, yknow? Like he has a secret, like he's hiding something... Will our beautiful and sorrowful heroine find solace in the the enigmatic stranger? Will she earn Fabio's trust enough to uncover his secrets? Will he ever text her back? ¿? Stay tuned 👌🏼
3.26pm, the kitchen
THIS IS WHAT HE SENT ME WHAT DOES IT M E A N
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I DIDNT KNOW HOW TO NOT SOUND TOO EAGER SO I WAS JUST LIKE "YES MY LIEGE HOW MAY I SERVE U" AAAAḀ̸̫̭͓͉̉́̅ I didn't even ask him about what my situation reminded him of, I DIDNT WANNA PRY OH MY GOD NOW IM GONNA LOOK LIKE IM JUST INTERESTED IN WHAT HE HAS TO OFFER ME GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD 😭😭😭😭😭
3.34pm, the living room
HE OFFERED ME A JOB???? LIKE A REAL JOB?????????? AS AN ASSISTANT TO HIS SISTER PRINCESS ROSE AND IT ALSO INCLUDES LODGING AT THE FREAKIN C R SY T A L E M PI R E?!!?! IM??!!? IS THIS A DREAM
My only concern is that I just moved in with Ed like, a couple weeks ago 😳😳 He's gonna be so mad lmao 😂😂 Luckily half my stuff is still in boxes so it should be easy to move them... Oh, right, so obviously I said yes to the job. MOVE OVER ARES, KIT IS HERE TO MAKE MOMMA PROUD!!! WE GON MAKE DAT BREAD AND GET YOU THAT NEW HIP U NEED MOMMA, THEN U WONT BE IN A WHEELCHAIR ANYMORE AND U CAN CHASE US AROUND THE HOUSE AND BEAT OUR ASSES WHENEVER WE'RE BAD JUST LIKE IT USED TO BE WHEN WE WERE KIDS!!!! KIT IS GONNA BRING THE WHOLE FAMILY BACK TOGETHER THIS IS IT THIS IS THE TURNING POINT IN OUR BRAVE HEROINE'S STORY
