8.07am, Burke Street bus stop
Oh. My. God. You are not going to BELIEVE THIS, but Ed literally brought another guy home last night! I heard him creeping it at like, 5 in the morning, and he didn't even say hello so I went to wish him a very good morning and I found him sprawled out on his bed over some guy 😳😳😳 Dude was SUPER out of it tho, he was definitely off his face on something. I didn't wanna get involved, this is how you get murdered imo. But still, when did everyone else start having more fun than me? 🥺🥺
Don't get me wrong, I LOVE hanging out with my friends. Everyone's been so supportive to me since I officially decided to move on from you know who. Red came over the other day, and he brought tons of snacks and wine and listened to me complain for like, two hours!!! Red is so sweet I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I WOULD DIE FOR HIM!!!! 😤😤😤 He is also super cute I wonder if we'd ever hook up if he wasn't gay? 🤔🤔 Hmm, I wonder how many girls have thought about me like that? Maybe I just need to explore other territories, like Ed did lmao jkjk OOP MY BUS IS HERE
5.46pm, my bedroom
So back to Ed and the guy, I think his name is Jazz. Idk he doesn't talk much, to me at least. Like I said, I didn't wanna get involved, so I left to get breakfast (which is why I was checking in from the bus stop earlier). When I came back, he was huddled up on the couch watching Spongebob. Ed was like "Let him have first dibs on the food he's had a rough night" excuse me? I'd been streaming for six hours and did anyone pay me any regard? NO. I made like, a hundred bucks last night, where was my accolades?
Luckily, Jazz took the sugary spiral one, leaving my sausage roll alone. Ed busied himself with Jazz, and the minute he mentioned he'd be working from home today I was outta there fam!!! I hate it when Ed works from home, he's always blasting classic rock and hair metal. He has this big cooler full of blood and organs and jizz samples in the kitchen, how gross is that? When Red came over the other day he was like "oh hey wow what kinda beer is in here?" and I was like RED NO and he SCREAMED bc he'd pulled out a pickled kidney instead of a Heineken 😔
Anyway, I'm back home now. I didn't sleep last night, I'm exhausted, so I'm gonna have a disco nap before my stream tonight.
Current mood: 🥺😅😔
Current music: Josslyn - Olivia O'brien
Current vibrator: the wavy purple silicone one
Days since I last cried: 1
Number of times I thought about texting Onyx: 67
Did I text him: No
Why: He is beautiful and magnificent and I am but a lowly glittery toad
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Onyx belongs to @mimieponi, Red Velvet belongs to @_w00f_ and Jazz belongs to Dinosaurqueen2016
