// Haikyuu Oneshots //

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Kenma is actually the prettiest character in Haikyuu, and you can't change my mind

This is also why I've chosen to bleach (professionally because I messed it up trying to be like Nishinoya) my entire head of hair so I can be Kenma Kozume by summertime and when the new school year starts. And I'm a setter, yes I play volleyball, so it makes it even better for my friends who watch Haikyuu with me!!! It's like our little secret we can make a joke about without anyone knowing.

Anyways, here's the oneshot:

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The minute he stepped out of the door, you knew.

Kenma Kozume was sleep deprived. And it wasn't just the casual 'I got less than eight hours one night, so I'm a bit sleepy' kind of tired. This boy looked ready to battle the seventh deadly sin Belphegor down in hell himself. (Obey me reference?? Anyone? K I'll stop)

His feet dragged along the carpet as he walked over to you.

He practically collapsed onto your back, hanging over your shoulder. His head was buried in the crook of your neck while his arms were wrapped around your waist from behind.

"Yes, Kenma?" You laughed at how cute he could be, but you were still concerned about him.

"Hm." He hummed, his grip on your waist getting a little tighter.

"Just don't choke me, alright?" You said with a smile, trying to get him to grin too. However, your efforts were put to waste. He gave no reply, instead, he moved about an inch while his hair tickled your neck. "Hey, Kenma."

He hummed again, but you weren't going to take that as an answer.

"Please, look at me. I'm worried." He exhaled and you could feel his hot breath fan out against your skin.

He stood up, walking around to sit in front of you on his knees. He looked into your eyes, his expression practically unreadable.

"Kenma, you know you gotta take care of yourself." You frowned at him.

"But you already do that for me..."

"Yeah because I can't sit here and watch you live off of toast and chips." You rolled your eyes at him, knowing full well he didn't understand. "Can I give you a self-care day?"

"It's not self-care of you're doing it for me, genius."

"Stop being so smart." You sighed, standing up and grabbing your phone. "Why don't we just make real food for once."

He eyed you curiously. "Like apple pie?"

"Sure, like apple pie." You nodded, looking up a recipe for the dessert he had specified.

Soon enough, you had grabbed a recipe and confirmed you had all the ingredients.

"After we put it into the oven, I'm forcing you to take a nap." You mumbled, watching as Kenma clicked away on his PSP game.

"No." He uttered, not looking away from the screen.

"Too bad sweetheart." You smiled, watching his face contort into a frown. "Alright, I'm gonna start making the apple pie without you."

Within a millisecond, Kenma managed to finish the level and jump to your side.

"Okay, first we need to-"

"Can we make whipped cream to put on it?" He asked, looking at you with bright eyes.

"You're not going to do it, are you?" You raised an eyebrow at him, knowing he was far too tired to do the job. You knew you were right, too, as he nodded without a word. "Fine," you sighed, "only cuz I love you."