Dark Botany (Mingi x Reader)

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"Stupid. Stupid. You're so f*cking stupid."

Mingi was hitting his head against the wall, he was so stupid.

"You're such an idiot Song Mingi. You're officially a dumba**."

Hongjoong knocked loudly on the door.

"Hey! Song Mingi! If you're still alive in there, would you stop banging your head against the wall? It's 4 in the morning!"

Mingi opened the door abruptly and Hongjoong whined.

"Come on bro, go to sleep."

"I kissed her."

"You what?"

Hongjoong said groggily.

"I kissed her."

"That's nice, go to bed."

Hongjoong pushed Mingi inside the room and wished him goodnight.

...

"Wait, you what?!"

Hongjoong ran into the room.

"You did what?!"

"I kissed her."

"You dumba**! That's sexual harassment! Was there consent?! Did she give you consent?!"

"I kissed her, hyung. I don't know, I just did it! I wasn't thinking!"

"That could've been her first kiss."

Mingi shrugged and stammered. Hongjoong looked like he was ready to murder him.

"You're so f*cking dead if Seonghwa finds ou-"

"If Seonghwa finds out what?"

Seonghwa said quietly from behind Hongjoong.

"Mingi will be dead if I found out what, Hongjoong?"

Seonghwa did not look happy.

"It's 4am and you guys are screaming your heads off like angry chickens. So tell me, what's going on?"

He took a seat at Mingi's desk and kicked the door closed. Hongjoong laughed nervously.

"Well, it's a long story really-"

"I have time."

"Um, i-it appears that, well, Mingi kinda sorta, uh, may or may not have...."

Hongjoong's voice cracked and he cleared his throat.

"...stolen...a kiss from our neighbor?"

Hongjoong squeaked out before flinching away from Seonghwa. Seonghwa nodded and smirked.

"I'm not upset, all you have to do is apologize to (Y/n)."

Mingi and Hongjoong gaped at Seonghwa.

"Then, after you apologize, you will come right back here and have your dick chopped off by yours truly."

Seonghwa stood up and smiled.

"See? Nothing difficult."

He left the room and Hongjoong passed out.

"Y-ya! Kim Hongjoong!"

Mingi threw Hongjoong over his shoulder and carried him to the master bedroom.

"Hey Seonghwa! You nearly killed your boyfriend!"

"Correction, I only made him faint."

Mingi rolled his eyes and dropped Hongjoong onto the bed.