My Experience with the Mob talker mod (Heroinebrine edition)

Chapter 3: Confession

Lightning strikes down and it stops me and Heroinebrine in are tracks. It left a huge crater between us and the angry ex-suitor mobs, I just sat there in my chair, jaw wide open, like i was trying to trap a fly in it for dinner. It was not just the shock of the lightning bolt that scared me but it was the thing that made the lightning bolt come down. Herobrine... the man that is feared by all mincrafters. I quickly caught myself back into reality (well focusing back to the game) and i was ready to face what evil Herobrine would bring down upon me. Then, Heroinebrine runs to Herobrine and greets him with a hug.
Heroinebrine: Daddy!!!
Me: Huh?!
Herobrine: Well hello there, my little princess of the night. How are you doing?
Heroinebrine: Those mean guys are going to try and hurt my boyfriend!
As she said this, she pointed in the direction of the ex-suitors, that are no longer filled with anger and hatred to me but with fear from the man standing in their way, with eyes that can pierce into your sole being but would always be empty.
Herobrine: Well let daddy take care of them for you, sweety.
Heroinebrine: O.K!
Now Herobrine, turns back towards the army of mobs,raises his hand into the air and sending the ex-suitors into the air and falling back down to the ground to their demise. in an instant , a giant cloud of smoke was all that was left behind along with all of the drops from the mobs, which lagged my game a bit.
Herobrine: Well that is taken care...
Heroinebrine: You are the best, daddy!
Herobrine: Anything for my little girl.
I almost fell out of my chair from seeing that happen. i guess i made a bit of noise (in my world) and Herobrine looked in my characters direction and started to walk towards him. i didn't know what to do, what he was going to do. Was he going to kill me?! Thought of my character dying wasn't what i was afraid but if his daughter can reach out and touch me then maybe he can do the same! But maybe he didn't know i existed (in real life), maybe he will just kill my character and not know that i exist.
Herobrine: You...
Me: Me...?
Herobrine: No. Not you. You who is controlling this character, I can see you.
Okay, this time i did fall out of my chair. i was so surprised to hear him say that, I didn't want to go back and face him.
Herbrine: Arise, young one. I have something important to tell you.
I did what he said and returned to my position, facing him once again.
Me: Y-yes?
Herobrine:...
Me:...
Herobrine:...
Me:...
Herobrine: Welcome to the family!
I was dumbfounded, with a face that said uuuuuhhh... what?
Heroinebrine: Yay!
Herobrine: You have stolen the heart of my daughter and now it is yours to treasure. She will be arriving to you in a short time, she needs time to pack.
Me: Wh-what?!
All that was running through my mind was, Herobrine, the king of all minecraft evil, welcomed me to his family and entrusted his daughter to me, I was definitely surprised by this.
Herobrine: While she is packing, I will be able to talk with you for awhile.
Me: Packing? For what?
Herobrine: Well she is coming to live with you from now on in your world. My little girl, all grown-up, i am so happy.
Me: Wait? Live with me?! In my world?!
Herobrine: You sound shocked, didn't she tell you this from before?
Me: No!
Herobrine: Well thats how it works, you see; each generation of Brine, has been given the choice of spouse from our world to your world and only a few have made a successful relationship with a human. I'm sure she has told you the story of how I met my wife.
Me:yes, she did. So where is your wife?
Herobrine: She has gone of adventuring for a few months and will return quite soon, which brings up the second part of this discussion, a Brine is able to choose which world their spouse and themselves may stay. But never has a Brine chosen to live in the human world, so this will be a first.
Me: Oh, i see now, but what if-
I was cut short and I saw Heroinebrine returning to us and carrying a very heavy-looking bag.
Herobrine: Well, i guess its time.
Heroinebrine: Yes daddy, I will be sure to come and visit you and maybe someday, i will bring Lan with me to meet mom.
Herobrine:Im sure she would be glad to meet him. But anyway, time for you to go, bye now,
Heroinebrine: Bye dady, I love you!
As she finished her sentence she hurled her bag towards my character and out of nowhere the bag comes through my monitor and falls on me, causing me to fall down on my back. Before I was able to recollect my self, all i saw was Heroinebrine, leaping towards my character and coming out of my monitor, straight for me.
Heroinebrine: And I love you, Lan...!

And that is the end of this chapter! I apologize for making you wait so long for this, I have been really busy lately and also if you see any mistakes made in this chapter it is because i typed it in with my phone. Anyway be sure to show your love by sharing it with your friends, favoriting it and leaving a comment as to say what i am doing wrong or just saying hi. Cya!