My Experience with the Mob talker mod (Heroinebrine edition)

Chapter 1: The Beginning

Whatsup ? How are you? I’m fine. Thank you. Why am I talking like an idiot? Anyway, welcome to my… thoughts and experience with playing the game of minecraft with the mod “Mob Talker mod” and I have to say it’s been a wild ride and so I thought I may share my story with you, the readers. So, onto the story…

            I got home, tired of school and bullies; all I wanted to do was play my favorite game, minecraft. You may say, “Hey you look like a healthy fifteen year old, Lan (my name), with nice brown hair and a good taste in shoes? Why are you here playing games and not out partying with a bunch of girls and eating pizza and stuff?” Well to answer your question, isn’t it normal for someone my age to do these things? I mean its sort of like the norm these days for most guys my age to be inside playing videogames, so sssshhhh and let me tell the story.  My parents were going to be at work until midnight which gave me the opportunity to play some minecraft, all night or until I pass out, whichever one came first. I was more excited to play minecraft because I had already downloaded a new mod for minecraft, I wanted to try out. My computer finished booting up and to my surprise minecraft was already opened up and ready to play. I was a bit confused but I shook it off, I opened up my world, which I had for a quite some time now. I had made it from being a regular old wooden home that was 4 blocks high and 5 blocks wide to being a 20 block high and 30 blocks wide castle of awesomeness. I was proud of myself and every time I saw it I patted myself on the back for such a good job I did. I had many rooms in the castle, a few dedicated to as bedrooms if I ever wanted to make it a multiplayer server with my friends, you know… if I ever get friends. My bedroom was the master bedroom which held all of my belongings. As much as I wanted to talk about the rest of my castle, I wanted to try out the mod I installed (which is the mob talker mod). I crafted the mob talker item and I went on a search to find a mob to talk to. I really wish I didn’t step outside, because standing in front of me, was none other than the king of the nether was… Herobrine. I started to freak out, I didn’t know what to do, I panicked, I thought I was dead, but to my surprise, Herobrine didn’t attack me, he just stood there staring at me. I felt creeped out and uncomfortable. Then an idea popped into my head, I went up to Herobrine and I pointed the mob talker at him and a dialog popped up with what seemed like a female version of Herobrine. I just stood there with a face that said seriously… Text showed up in the dialog bar which said, “H-hello…” she seemed very timid and shy, she had the same clothes and skin as Herobrine and her eyes were the same as his. She held her hands behind her back which looked really cute.  I was a bit confused by this and three suggestive answers showed up and they said: 1. AAAahhh I’m going to die! 2. (Say nothing) 3. What do you want!? All of these suggestions seemed pretty mean to me and another box showed up which said, “Write your own response” I thought to myself this must be a new thing they added to it? So I selected that option:

Me: Well hello. How are you?

Female Herobrine: I’m fine.

Me: That’s good; well what’s your name?

Female Herobrine: Heroinbrine…

Me: That’s a nice name.

Heroinbrine: Wow… no one has ever said anything like that to me before…aren’t you afraid of me?

Me: Nah, I think you are really cute.

Her avatar changed from the first one to her eyes wide and blushing uncontrollably.

Heroinbrine: Do you really mean that?

Me: Of course!

Heroinbrine: Thank you very much human, now you will come with me.

I felt like such a gentleman, I felt proud of myself for-! Wait what come with you! And she truly meant it as her arm stretched out of the screen, grabbing onto my shirt. I was freaked out to the max and I reacted quickly. I tried to pull myself from her grip but failed at doing so. I was starting to worry, I just wanted to play some minecraft, not get sucked into it. I was about to be pulled into the game until it thought of an idea, I tried my best to squirm out of my shirt and succeeded at doing so. My shirt entered my screen and in the hands of the Heroinbrine avatar:

Heroinbrine: Aaaww… I tried to bring you too… but atleast I got your shirt now.

Then she stretched her arm again, probably attempting to bring me in this time, so I thought on instinct and closed the laptop down and before my computer shut down, I could hear a faint ow coming from the laptop. I was freaked out and I just decided to go to bed hoping this was all a dream.

Hey whatsup guys and gals, hope you enjoyed the beginning of the new book “My experience with the mob talker mod” This is just the first chapter of many, so be sure to look out for more and why don’t you show your love and favorite, comment and share with your friends, brother, sister, dog, cat, heck even your snake. Because snakes love books, yeah… Anyway cya!