Supernatural One-Shots

Lucifer's antics pt 1

-the picture looks like Joffery from Game of Thrones... jfc-

On a train, saw a guy passed out from drinking. Peasants. Why was I on a train? Oh yes, that's right, because I didn't have all the luxuries I once had when I basically rules earth before I got locked in that damn cage the first time around. Then those two bloody Winchesters had to go and do it again. I had to give them credit for being able to lock both me and Michael in a cage for all this time but honestly, did they really think it would lock two archangels in for long? Perrrrlease. The body odour on this train absolutely reeked and I almost smited the man who had decided to sit as close to me as possible and raise his arm so his armpit was right in my face. Man, I hated humans. Ignorant, selfish, arrogant humans. Why the hell God was so in love with them was beyond me, I lean they were so... Blergh.

The train stopped and I decided to get off and started walking in the direction of no where in particular. It made me laugh as people walked past me and didn't even give me a second glance. They had no idea I could blow them up with a snap of my fingers or a wink of my eye. I had chosen a new vessel when I got out of the cage, a nice young man with blonde hair and a very vivid set of purple eyes. It was a strange colour for a humans eyes but I liked different, I liked deformities and surreal things because they made people stand out. It was easy to get the boy of around 21 to say yes, he hated his life and I would promise him that i would make him king of the world. It was a lie of course and he would die and go to hell but for now he was enjoying the power flowing through his soul and spirit. He loved the adventure that I gave him because I went wherever the hell I wanted. I didn't need to sleep nor eat so he could see everything. His hair was the colour of the sun, his skin was tanned and he had a muscular chest. His jawline was pointed and nose was small, he was a perfect vessel to ruin the lives of young girls... And boys for that matter.

The boy wouldn't be able to banish me out of his body even if he changed his mind because I was attached now, I was a leech that had attached myself to his soul and body and was slowly turning it dark and grimy, I always loved getting a new vessel. I had promised him the world, I was lord of lies however and these stupid petty humans should have known that.

My feet carried me towards a bar named Demon Droll and to be frank I thought this would fit perfectly to my physical being. I walked in coolly and up to the bar and asked for my favourite drink, whiskey double shot with ice. I couldn't get enough of it. Sure I hated humans but the things that they came up with were pretty creative. The bartender served me and passed my drink to me before going I serve another male around 'my' age. I sip on the cool drink and it slides down my throat smoothly, making me lip my lips after at the sugary taste. I stand up after finishing the rest of my drink when a young girl bumps into me unsteadly, knocking me towards the bar. I growl and glare at her savagely and she doesn't even apologise, she just stands there looking at me.

"Whoa man, sorry about that. Wasn't looking where i was going." She tells me and I grunt and rolls my eyes at her. "What's up with you? I said sorry didn't i?"

"Yes you did." I say calmly though you could hear the frustration coming from my voice.

"Well no need to look at me like you're going to rip out my throat in seconds, how about i buy you a drink to apologise instead hm?" She asks and without my word she takes a look at my empty drink and taps it while clicking for the bartender. "Another two of these my fine fellow." She tells him and the bartender nods and pours two more whiskey and ices before sliding them over to us and the girl pays.

"So, my name is Alexis but just call me Alex, everybody else does. What is your name?" She asks, looking at me with wide green eyes that look more vivid because of the dark eye makeup covering the bottoms and tops of her eyes. Her eyebrows were shaped and he face was circular shaped. Long black curls flow down her head, way past her shoulders and landed on her hips and she had a hippy band circuling her head, long dangling peace sign earings and loads of band bracelets covering her slender arms. She was wearing a bright red dress that could make her stand out in any crowd and bright red heels and lipstick to match. Other peircings covered her face, one on her lip, another on her brow and a hoop in her nose.