Supernatural One-Shots

Twister

*idk, i'm starting to ship lucifer and michael... help me*

Dean and Sam were just sat having their morning coffee when they heard a loud knock on the bunker door. They looked at each other suspiciously before grabbing their guns from the table and slowly appraching the door. The opened it up to find three angels stood there. Castiel, Gabriel and Balthazar. Dean sighed and stood aside to let the angels in, assuming that the meant business. The all walked in casually and went down the stairs towards the table where the all sat down. Sam followed them down as Dean shut the door and glared at the three angels who were just making themselves at home. He was about to follow them down when another knock at the door interupted his decsent.

Dean groaned and turned around back towards the door and opened it up, expecting the pizza that he and Sam had ordered earlier on but instead when he opened the door he found Lucifer and Michael stood there, dressed in a pizza man outfit and holding up about 10 pizzas each.

"HOLA amigos!" Lucifer shouted, skipping in.

"What the f-"

"Don't ask." Michael snapped moodily, trudging into the bunker and down the steps towards Balthazar, Gabriel and Castiel. Dean sighed and shook his head before shutting the door again and starting to walk down the steps.

Knock knock

"Oh for gods sake!" Dean exclaimed and all the angels gasped.

"How dare you!?" Castiel pouted.

"Do not use the lords name in vain!" Gabriel shouted as Dean grumbled and went to open the door.

"Hello boys." Crowley said, smirking from outside as Dean growled. He walks in with Samandriel, Charlie and Garth walking close behind him. Dean slammed the door shut and followed them down stairs in utter confusion of why they were all here. Dean walked into the living room where Sam was trying to shove Gabriel off him, Michael and Lucifer were stroking Castiel's hair and face making him feel uncomfortable and Balthazar was trying to hit on Charlie who was repeatedly telling him she didn't swing that way.

"What way?! I'm not even a dude, I'm an angel!" Balthazar exclaimed as Charlie rolled her eyes. Crowley was grimacing at Garth who had gotten out his sock puppet and was speaking to him with it.

"Mr Fizzles doesn't like the long of hell. Mr Fizzles thinks the king of hell is a baaaad man." He was saying and a stupid voice as Crowley was backing away from him. There was another knock at the door and Dean growled before shouting for the person or people to come in. Chuck and Becky walk in together and straight away a huge argument starts up between Gabriel and Becky about who gets Sam. Dean groaned and pinched the bridge of his nose before standing on the table and shouting;

"SHUT UP!!" Everyone goes quiet and looks up at Dean with big, scared eyes. "What are you all doing here?"

"We were bored." Gabriel scoffed as if it was the most simple answer in the world.

"But I thought you were dead!"

"Nope."

"I thought Michael and Lucifer were in hell!"

"We got out if there ages ago!" Lucifer laughed. "Actually me, Michael and Adam have been living happily in a huge mansion while I attend to my rose garden and Michael looks after Adam."

"Right... So what are you all doing here? How did you all get here?"

"Flew."

"Drove."

"Came here through the fiery pits of hell."

"Our boat is outside."

"I bounced here."