ƝƠƬ MƳ ƤƦƠƁԼЄM (ERERI/COMPLETED)

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I've always read fanfics were Erwin and jean are assholes. Welp, this is one of them!😈

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Mikasa dove for the very top space of the corner and used Erwin, Armin, Levi, and me as shields from Jean's annoying attempt of was I suppose he called flirting. It was easy to see that Levi wasn't enjoying Jean's presence at all. The horse face sat next to me to get closer to Mikasa and was scooting extremely close. He didn't look at me or tried to make a move, but Levi was really possessive. As he said, he gets very jealous.

I felt his hand on my back, getting my attention. He looked at me with a begging stare, asking me to switch seats with him. I grinned and stood to the side for him. Jean took his moment to move to my spot. Even I knew not to piss Levi off or try to step in his path. The raven cracked his knuckles threateningly and glared at the pervert. When Jean didn't react, he took matters into his own hands and kicked Jean's side, throwing him to the floor.

"Piss off," Levi insulted, moving over for me, "nobody wants you here. Take a damn hint, or I'll pound it into your thick skull."

I sat beside my lover smugly, crossing my arms proudly. Levi may have been shorter than most, but his strength was exceedingly greater than most as well. Even Mikasa had a small smile as she watched her stalker double over in pain and run away fearfully.

"Tch, he so damn oblivious, isn't he?" Levi said, snaking an arm around my waist and pulling me closer.

"You're telling me." Mikasa concurred. "I hope he finally picks up the message."

I grinned from ear to ear, seeing the two act friendly towards one another. Perhaps Jean might be the peace they need to not pummel one another. On the other hand, Armin and Erwin were sitting beside each other uncomfortably, like they didn't know where to start. I wanted to intervene and try to ease some tension, but it felt like it wasn't my place.

Levi dug his face in my neck, causing me to squeak from surprise. My cheeks flushed red from embarrassment from making such a pathetic noise. Luckily, only the raven seemed to have heard.

"Did you just squeak, brat?" Levi chuckled, looking up at me innocently.

"M-Maybe. So what?"

"That was the cutest thing I've ever heard."

I elbowed him and hid my glowing face. He, still having a tight grip around my waist, pulled my arm back roughly. It hurt severely as his slender fingers dug into my arm fiercely. I turned and glared at him, but my stare didn't make him let go.

"Oi, brat," he purred into my ear, "be good."

"You're hurting my arm," I winced, struggling. "Let go, Levi."

He shook his head slowly and grinned shamelessly at my growing frustration. This was his way of establishing his dominance over me, but I was in no mood to be controlled. We hadn't even become official yet! What right did he have over me?

I chastised, "Levi, I said let go. We're not boyfriends, so quit pushing your limits before I actually get angry."

Mikasa and Armin became aware of my irritation as soon as my voice raised. After knowing me for years, they can tell when I'm at the edge. The two waited for me to ask for their help, but I didn't want to drag them into it.

Levi chuckled before letting go of my arm that was most likely going to bruise later. I rubbed it lightly, and the pain faded. The raven's arm was still firmly placed around me like it was natural.

"Eren," Levi purred again, "I was just fooling around. Are you mad at me?"

"Mad is too strong of a word. Irked seems right."

He held out his hand and begged, "Can I, please, look at it. I won't hurt you anymore--unless you want me to."

The last part of what he said made me flustered as I gave him my arm. He lifted the ache up to his lips and delicately kissed it. Deep down, I knew he would never apologize with words but with actions. This was Levi's silent plea for forgiveness, showing he was genuinely sorry. I smiled kindly as my quiet way of saying we were okay.

Erwin, who had been watching, rudely stated, "So, Levi gets away with pushing limits?"

Armin abruptly stood and exploded, "I'm not Eren, you ass!"

He took off towards the bathroom, clearly on the verge of tears. That was my queue to follow after him. Levi fully understood and pulled his hand away. I chased after my upset friend and trailed behind him into the bathroom. He leaned on the tile wall with his face in his hand. He stood, weeping because of Erwin's ignorance and audacity. I simply held out my arms for a hug.

He appreciated my sympathy and held my shoulders, crying on them like a tissue. I didn't mind if he got my shirt covered in tears and snot. It was part of my job of being his best friend and brother.

"Why does this always happen?" He sobbed, squeezing my torso.

"Hey, it'll all be okay," I comforted. "I'm sure Mikasa is giving him a one-o-one on how to be a man. If he doesn't listen to her, I'll give him my own painful lecture."

Armin pulled back and warned, "But Levi would kill you. He's just like his brother!"

I wiped away some of his tears as I avowed, "Actually, last night after you left, Levi confronted his brother. He told the brute to stop being an ass."

Armin sniffled, wiping his stray tears, "Really? You know, I thought you went mad when you became closer to Levi. Especially a few moments ago, but he apologized--in his own way. He's cool with me."

I grinned broadly and thanked him happily. I wasn't going to say it out loud, in respect to my friend, but in the back of my mind, I muttered furiously, "I wish I could say the same about Erwin."

(A/N: Man, Eren I know the feeling!)