a/n this is literally iwaoi cRaCk incorrect quotes
read if u dare
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oikawa: iwa-chan!
iwaizumi: yes?
oikawa: breathe if you think im cute
oikawa:
oikawa: iwa-chan you're turning blue
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makki: do you like iwaizumi?
oikawa: *nervous sweating* no ofc not
makki: then why do you put "i+o" everywhere
oikawa: uh uh uhhhh
oikawa:
oikawa: snake.io
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oikawa: *learning english* wait what are friends with benefits?
iwaizumi: i- ...a very special type of friends...
oikawa: oh, so like us!
iwaizumi: *chokes on spit*
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oikawa: i'm so useless
iwaizumi: no you're not
iwaizumi: u can be used as a bad example. OHHHHH-
oikawa: hah, yeah you're right
iwazumi: -HHHHHHH wait no stop i was joking you're perfect stOp
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oikawa: you know, i could kill you if i wanted to.
iwaizumi: yeah? so could a dog
oikawa:
iwaizumi: so could a car
oikawa:
iwaizumi: so could a dedicated duck
oikawa:
iwaizumi: you're not special, oiKaWa
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oikawa: i'm just saying, next time i'm gonna win
iwaizumi: i'm just saying i beat you twice.
oikawa: the first time was a tie.
iwaizumi: and the second?
oikawa: ...what second time?
oikawa: there were no witnesses.
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iwaizumi: i'm not feeling too well
iwaizumi: i have this headache that comes and goes
oikawa: *walks into room*
iwaizumi: oh look there it is again
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iwaizumi: the glass is half empty.
oikawa: i think the glass is half full~!
iwaizumi: i think you're full of shit.
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oikawa: beauty is in the eye of whoever is looking at me
iwaizumi: someone blind me pls
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oikawa: pft i'm not that dramatic!
iwaizumi: when i asked you why you were wearing a tiara you recited the entire monologue of shakespeare's "all the world's a stage" then broke down crying and downed ten glasses of water while complaining that your mascara was getting smudged. and you know the scariest part? you were sober.
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makki: say yes to drugs.
iwaizumi: say no to drugs.
oikawa: it doesn't matter what you say to drugs
oikawa: because if you are speaking to drugs
oikawa: you're on drugs.
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oikawa: psst iwa-chan
iwaizumi: what
oikawa: i made a friendship bracelet for you!! \^0^/
iwaizumi: that's kinda cheesy
oikawa: oh. ok. i can throw it away-
iwaizumi: no its mine im wearing it forever, back tf off
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oikawa: can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?
iwaizumi: isnt that the foundation on what our friendship is based on?
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Hayran KurguThere's a void Oikawa Tooru needs to fill. It is slowly consuming him, slowly taking away his humanity, until he will be nothing but skin and dust no more. He tries to fill this black hole with girls, drugs, and sex, but nothing seems to work. It ju...
