Greta Van Fleet Hard To Swallow Facts*

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by whoa_jakey

*(Note that most (if not all) of these "facts" are supposed to be comedic and are my opinions and are completely subjective so please don't @ me cause I'll 100% most definitely cry 🙂)

Talk on the Street is one of the most superior GVF songs.

Jake has many more years ahead of him to master his guitar godness.

Jake girls have the very ambitious goal to be a literal guitar.

Undercut Josh is the most superior Josh.

Bitchin Nation is singing in the sunshine and laughing in the rain always and at all times. Join us for the low low price of your complete love and devotion to Sir Jacob Thomas K.

Let's be honest here in saying that Danny is the most kind and gentle member of the human race and we don't deserve him.

Always There is a classic and I'll fight anyone who says different.

You can still think that Greta sounds like Led Zeppelin and like them and appreciate the band.

Josh sounds more like Geddy Lee than Robert Plant. I just asked God and He confirmed.

The Pitchfork scathing review of GVF is actually pretty funny to read as a stan because of the exaggerated characterization of the boys. I literally died reading it. 😭

Me and The Boys memes are actually GVF

I gAvE yOu ALL a MaN cOuLd GiVe BuT yOu sTiLL WaLkEd OuT On MEEEEEEEE is top tier song writing.

Josh has a perm 100% and you can fight me if you think otherwise.

When Jake said, "HI DIDNT SEE YA THERE." I felt that 😔

I feel like Josh would think I'm cool because I watch old black and white movies.

Danny is literally a cutie patootie.

I pray and thank god daily that Jake grew his hair out from his emo hair days.

Per the previous fact, my heart will cease if Jake or Sam or Danny ever cut their hair. I will actually die.

Sam is literally Miss Universe level gorgeous.

Anyone who doesn't like Joy is t*xic. Joy is actually god.

Karen can have the best mom of the year award for the rest of eternity.

Why is Jake quiet and, like, To Cool For School™️ usually, and then other times a crackhead???

I lowkey hate Jake because he's such a beautiful man and better at the guitar than me. :,(

HI IF YOU OR A LOVED ONE HAVE SOME GRETA VAN FACTS OR "CONFESSIONS" YOU WOULD LIKE TO SHARE, FEEL FREE DROP THEM BELOW BECAUSE I MIGHT DO ANOTHER ONE OF THESE THINGS SOON AND WILL INCLUDE THEM. 🙃