Welcome back to another episode of "Things I Think About In The Shower: Greta Van Fleet Edition Volume 2!"
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JOSH ACTUALLY DOES GET PERMS IM DEADASS RN ... i did research
Danny deserves WAYYYY more recognition as a great drummer. Anyone who is respected by Dave Grohl is respected by me. Periodt. Also more recognition for being a beautiful day of fucking sunshine.
Someone please tell me about the Jake/Tampon incident I have no idea what it is but people talk about it and I wanna know.
Please stop throwing bras on stage when the boys are performing. It's making me jealous. And you might hit Josh and he would cry 10/10.
Everyone saying stuff like "OMG RONNIE IS SO PRETTY COMPARED TO THEIR GFS or OMG DANNYS SISTER IS GORGEOUS NO GIRLFRIENDS EVER COULD HOLD A CANDLE TO HER" they need to stop acting like it isn't the most passive aggressive thing ever to their girlfriends. Don't get me wrong - their sisters are gorgeous just stop comparing them to their SOs - it's weird
Instead of me saying THE boys I've started saying MY boys unironically.
Jake's smile makes me feel a type of way...
*whispers* Sam secretly listens to Doja Cat... pass it on.
Does Joy listen to pahp music? Like deadass??? No, Sam would never date her if she did. Unless?
Dude that would actually be SO funny tho?? If Joy listened to pop music? Sams all like "yeah pop music is shit..." but when he's like driving with Joy she's like blasting Ariana Grande and Dua Lipa in her car but Sam doesn't care because he loves her and she looks so cute singing along🥺 someone write a fic like this rn I might cry.
Josh is perfection at its best.
I don't know who needs to hear this today but Jake has little tiny freckles on his cheeks 🥺
I WOULD BE GODDAMN FUCKING AMISS IF I DIDNT MENTION DANNYS BEAUTIFUL HIGHLIGHTS HE LOOKS SO MUCH SEXIER IDK HOW THATS POSSIBLE
I think I'm now a bonafide Danny/Jake girl. Or maybe Jake/Danny. Who cares I love all of them equally with all my heart.
I think I speak for all of us when I say I used to think Josh was a little bit gay... Like I know he's presented himself as straight and assuming it from the things he writes about, but I used to think he was gay pls don't @ me it was just a premonition I had when I first got into the band. I think it's mostly because of his more fEmiNiNe qualities (Not a bad thing- I hate when guys are like trying too hard to be a guy. Josh is just himself and is great at it.)
(A little NSFW 😉) I often wonder if the boys have or had had fantasies in the past about having a fling with a fan... like groupies. I mean cmon, they have literally hundreds of girls (I'm only talking about girls in the boys' age range... not 45 year old women yucky) lusting over them and they GOTTA know it - I mean how do they not?Like have they ever like ACTUALLY thought about it? Fucking a fan? Like I'm not naive, I'm SURE they've had some flings while on tour- but I mean like the OG groupies, the kind that tour with them and are their muses and have names like Penny Lane and Polexia Aphrodisia and shit. Have they ever fantasized about having real life groupies? Like after a show, when they're horny and sweaty- girls absolutely dripping with lust wanting just a taste of their lips... just a kiss. Nothing much. Have they? So Jake or Danny - if you're reading this pls feel free hmu, sirs. I'm available 24/7 - nights and weekends.
Per the previous statement- Josh, not Jake, is the most sexual member of the band I think. He just emits so much sexual energy it's like dammit just top me already. I feel like Jake is sexual but more SENSUAL than like lustful. Jake prolly likes it real slow. Josh in the other hand gives me Jim Morrison level sex god energy. He seems like he's really good at sex. Like he seems like he always would surprise you (in a good way lol). He just seems so much like a legit rock and roll sex god to me. How am I not a Josh girl wait-
Fun Fact: Samuel has never done anything wrong in his entire life.
Do guys realize how FUCKIN LUCKY we are to have a band that's 1) ACTUALLY GOOD AT MUSIC AND TALENTED AF and 2) sOOOO attractive??? Like do you realize this? DO YOU? Like there hasn't been a group like this since aT LEAST 15 whole ass years and YET WE GET TO BE THEIR FANS ...this band istg.
omg let's call Greta van Fleet fans Fleeties pleaaase it's so cuTE.
I feel like I'm literally not even that big of a gvf fan... like some girls out here really have such weird information about the boys and I didn't even know their full names until like last year lol.
I deadass used to call them "short curly one" "the drummer" "the one that looks like a girl" and Jake. For more info about why I knew Jake's name before anyone else's see below*
Sam needs to drop his skin care routine like Danny needs to drop a workout routine.
I feel like Danny's always the designated driver.
Also I feel like Danny's the healthiest.
If I ever saw any of the boys in public but ESPECIALLY Jake or Danny I would very audibly gasp. I feel like I wouldn't be one of these girls that cry or freak out when they meet the boys... like I feel like if I saw them in public I would just think "oh wow that's [insert name here] from greta van fleet." And just move on. I'd probably cry about it later tho.
For those of y'all that have met them - they're prettier in real life aren't they?😩❤️
Written Interviews 👍 >>>>>> Video Interviews👎
Gvf was the reason I got back into classic rock. I used to listen to it all the time but then I went through a phase of just listening to 90s alt/grunge (which is awesome don't get me wrong and I still do) but then I picked up LZ, Rush, The Doors, The Stones, Mötley Crüe, AC/DC, Guns N Roses and the like. It re-broadened my horizons if you will.
Not really a thought but what kind of things do y'all want me to post? Like do y'all like the more smutty or fluffy preferences? Y'all want more one shots? More sub or dom? I need feedback you guys 😩
*WEIRD STORY but on why I knew Jake's name and not any of the others was because befORE I EVEN GOT INTO GRETA - I was starting to learn guitar and one guitar teacher I watched had posted a tutorial for Black Smoke and I was trying to learn songs as he posted them so I could learn like a song a week. ANYWAY I watched it and he was talking about how the guitarist for this band used a lot of Hendrix-y stuff and it was really cool to watch live- so I of course watched them live and actually watched a lot of Jake's interviews that day but I was just like "oh he's just a guitarist for this song I'm tryna learn" and I wasn't attracted to him at all. Like Greta Van Fleet was just another band to me and I listened to them like once... Until I found the Highway Tune music video like a year later and they ruined my life 🥰
Okay bye and I'm so sorry for wasting your time. As always you can leave requests for anything. I'm not shy.
