Authors note: Please remember that this book is just for your humor only. Now read on, citizens of the Universe!
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It's a normal day for me, Benny the radioactive butterfly. I hanged out at my favorite convenient store with my friends, Jimmy the radioactive antelope(who has anger issues), Rexy, the radioactive T- Rex, who carries a set of 1980s "Power Rangers" action figures and convinces himself their real, George the radioactive purple bat, and finally, Pépe, the French-speaking, radioactive Jackrabbit. After the convenience store, we decided to play some video games, but we all don't have thumbs, and Rexy the T-Rex has stubby arms, so that didn't work out either.
So we just decided on a walk around the park. Jimmy bought Dino Snacks, so then Rexy felt sick and went to the convenience store to get some gum.
...........................5 minutes later.............
Rexy came back and said " Dudes! The convenience store closed down!!!" Then Jimmy yelled something I'm not going to say in a book. "Where in the world will we get their famous corn puffs?" I added!
"Zuta lore!" Says Pépe the Jackrabbit.
(Oh No!)
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Yelled Rexy. " Those were my EVERYTHING!"
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We all went home sad, Rexy in his forest, Jimmy booked a flight to the San Diego zoo, and Pépe in his rabbit hole. I went to my butterfly tree in the woods. I could not stop thinking about the Convenience store. It was our Convenience store! I got no sleep last night. But the next morning, I saw an ad in the newspaper. Barbra Lee's butterfly bike shop! I knew her in Junior high! But there was another advertisement in store! Its called "Cheese puff fanatic!" It's opening in North Carolina! I showed the guys, but Rexy made an obvious point: "We live in Los Angeles!" He noted " We can't get a plane. I wouldn't fit in a plane." "Que faisons-nous?" Pépe says. "What's he saying?" Wonders Jimmy the radioactive antelope. George answers "I've brushed up on my French lately. He said 'What do we do?'"
Well, what do we do?!
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Benny, the Radioactive butterfly: Book one
HumorBenny the radioactive butterfly and his radioactive friends are on a mission: For corn puffs! But when they realize an evil being is after the corn puffs, they need to get serious! Will they get the corn puffs in time? Read this humorous action book...
