We are five miles away from the border of North Carolina, and Rexy and I have to go to the bathroom, so we walk into a bar.
5 minutes later...
"What the..." I begin.
I see Jimmy punching four different men. I run up to them and say "Hey, hey!" Rexy shoves him out of the door, and we keep going.
Rexy howls at the radio. "I LUV CORN PUFFS!!!!"
Suddenly, a person comes into the middle of the road. He yells into his megaphone. "Mister Benny the radioactive butterfly! Join me, and I will pay you lots of money! You and my radioactive gang will travel the U.S.A. And be 'The radioactive crew!'"
"Nope!" Jimmy yells as he slams on the accelerator.
Later..........
"Dude! You. You. You ran over a HUMAN BEING!" George says in shock.
"I don't like clowns." He said. "Plus, I think this is a fictional book. Also, I didn't like the way he stared at me."
"GUYS! LOOK!" Rexy yells.
.........🎼Cheesy music 🎼.......................
"Corn Puff fanatic is coming this summer!!!"
I see eight eyes staring at me. "BENNY!!!!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😩😩😩😩😩😫😩😩😩😫😫😫😫😩
"Heh heh." I grimace.
Much, much later...
"Le le le la la la la!!!" Pépe sings as he rows his boat through milk as corn puffs rain from the sky. Rexy plays with his action figures. "Benny. This is the life. Jimmy says. Jimmy is relaxed. Dreams DO come true!
"Aaaaaaahhhhhhh...." I soothe.
Authors note: Benny the radioactive butterfly will return.
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Benny, the Radioactive butterfly: Book one
HumorBenny the radioactive butterfly and his radioactive friends are on a mission: For corn puffs! But when they realize an evil being is after the corn puffs, they need to get serious! Will they get the corn puffs in time? Read this humorous action book...
